1 00:00:23,040 --> 00:00:25,440 Okay. Here we go. Okay. 2 00:00:28,180 --> 00:00:29,500 Hold on. 3 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:33,560 One more time. 4 00:00:36,300 --> 00:00:38,060 Wait, slower, slower, slower, slower, slower. 5 00:00:38,440 --> 00:00:39,440 One more time. 6 00:00:43,440 --> 00:00:44,800 And then just one time. 7 00:00:48,360 --> 00:00:50,740 Uh-huh. And now the hard part. 8 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,900 No! One, 9 00:00:55,160 --> 00:00:57,760 two, three, four, five, six. 10 00:01:03,280 --> 00:01:05,140 You got it? Yeah. And that was the best part. 11 00:01:07,100 --> 00:01:08,100 Yeah. 12 00:01:08,400 --> 00:01:09,960 One more time together. 13 00:01:10,240 --> 00:01:11,240 Ready? 14 00:01:11,260 --> 00:01:14,280 You ready? Two hands. And then. Yep. 15 00:01:18,600 --> 00:01:19,740 Yeah. Perfect. 16 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:22,120 Perfect. You're so flexible. 17 00:01:22,700 --> 00:01:24,180 Okay. Okay. One more time. 18 00:01:27,220 --> 00:01:28,220 Yeah. 19 00:01:44,300 --> 00:01:45,300 I missed it. 20 00:02:37,420 --> 00:02:38,420 That was great. 21 00:02:38,900 --> 00:02:39,900 Great work. 22 00:02:40,900 --> 00:02:44,040 Sounding really good. 23 00:02:46,780 --> 00:02:53,120 Maybe play it a couple more times just for practice, but good job. 24 00:03:21,610 --> 00:03:22,610 Walk me. 25 00:03:31,790 --> 00:03:33,190 Walk 26 00:03:33,190 --> 00:03:43,910 me. 27 00:03:51,070 --> 00:03:52,410 Make you leave me. 28 00:03:53,330 --> 00:03:56,110 I'm afraid to say you leave me. 29 00:03:56,650 --> 00:03:59,190 Day comes and still be praying. 30 00:04:00,250 --> 00:04:02,990 If you go, you know you'll grieve me. 31 00:04:03,770 --> 00:04:05,930 Only knock on your day then. 32 00:04:07,050 --> 00:04:09,870 How am I taking that you love me? 33 00:04:10,830 --> 00:04:12,750 Dreaming dreams of you and me. 34 00:04:14,050 --> 00:04:20,089 I'm complaining that I love you over and over again. 35 00:04:35,500 --> 00:04:37,760 I'm afraid someday you'll leave me. 36 00:04:38,220 --> 00:04:41,040 Then come to still be with me. 37 00:04:41,700 --> 00:04:44,500 If you go, you know you'll grieve me. 38 00:04:45,140 --> 00:04:47,540 All your life on you they've been. 39 00:04:48,720 --> 00:04:51,440 I'm confessing that you love me. 40 00:04:52,100 --> 00:04:54,260 Dream, dreams of you remain. 41 00:04:55,600 --> 00:05:01,420 I'm confessing that I love you. Over and over again. 42 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,720 I'm confessing that I love you. 43 00:05:07,340 --> 00:05:08,340 of the day 44 00:05:47,720 --> 00:05:49,320 Please remind me why you got me this bike. 45 00:05:49,640 --> 00:05:51,480 What? This bike. Why? 46 00:05:51,920 --> 00:05:52,899 Core strength. 47 00:05:52,900 --> 00:05:54,300 Spine health. Remember the doctor said? 48 00:05:55,020 --> 00:05:56,580 You were supposed to fold it. 49 00:05:57,220 --> 00:05:59,440 The whole point of the folding bike. 50 00:05:59,680 --> 00:06:03,080 It folds. This thing is fucking impossible to fold. You know how hard 51 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,080 this is to fold? 52 00:06:04,240 --> 00:06:07,720 It's supposed to be more convenient than a normal bike. It's way less convenient 53 00:06:07,720 --> 00:06:10,300 than a normal bike. Also, the wheels, they're so little. 54 00:06:10,540 --> 00:06:14,680 It's like I've got to pedal four times to get one normal wheel rotation out of 55 00:06:14,680 --> 00:06:15,680 it. 56 00:06:15,820 --> 00:06:17,620 Oh, I'm depressed. Practice, maybe. 57 00:06:21,160 --> 00:06:22,460 Where's Maggie? Yo, Maggie! 58 00:06:22,780 --> 00:06:23,780 No, she's not here. 59 00:06:24,280 --> 00:06:26,800 Where is she? She's at a sleepover. 60 00:06:27,100 --> 00:06:28,900 Where? At Sadie's. 61 00:06:29,700 --> 00:06:32,600 I didn't know she was having a sleepover with Sadie. It was her last minute. 62 00:06:33,160 --> 00:06:36,200 Oh, God. Sadie is so strange, isn't she? 63 00:06:36,460 --> 00:06:38,720 I don't know if it's good that she's hanging around with Sadie. 64 00:06:38,960 --> 00:06:39,899 It's fine. 65 00:06:39,900 --> 00:06:41,680 I called ahead. Sadie's mother is single. 66 00:06:41,900 --> 00:06:43,740 There are no men or weapons in the home. 67 00:06:44,840 --> 00:06:47,860 You called Sadie's mother to ask if she was single? Yeah, of course. 68 00:06:48,220 --> 00:06:49,220 Of course? 69 00:06:51,260 --> 00:06:52,260 Sadie's fucking crazy. 70 00:06:54,720 --> 00:06:56,740 Holy shit. 71 00:06:57,800 --> 00:07:00,880 My God, look at all this cheese. No, no, no, no, no, no. Leave it, leave it, 72 00:07:00,900 --> 00:07:03,300 leave it, leave it, leave it. Not yet, not yet, not, not yet. What is all this? 73 00:07:03,380 --> 00:07:04,600 What is that? What is that smell? 74 00:07:04,880 --> 00:07:05,880 I'm making a souffle. 75 00:07:06,640 --> 00:07:10,300 You're making a souffle? And there's 200 pounds of cheese? Is there like an 76 00:07:10,300 --> 00:07:11,780 event? Are we expecting people? 77 00:07:12,260 --> 00:07:13,260 Our neighbors. 78 00:07:14,030 --> 00:07:14,929 It's neighbors. 79 00:07:14,930 --> 00:07:17,890 Our upstairs neighbors. I told you yesterday, remember? 80 00:07:18,190 --> 00:07:23,090 You have mentioned that for some insane reason you want to invite them over. You 81 00:07:23,090 --> 00:07:25,630 for sure didn't tell me they were coming over tonight. Why didn't you ask me 82 00:07:25,630 --> 00:07:26,630 about this? I did. 83 00:07:26,770 --> 00:07:29,490 Oh, did you, sweetie? When did that happen? I told you. 84 00:07:29,810 --> 00:07:33,550 Yesterday. Well, telling me and asking me are actually two very different 85 00:07:33,550 --> 00:07:36,290 things. And if I'm being honest, I don't even think you told me. It's not like 86 00:07:36,290 --> 00:07:39,910 you listen to anything that I say anyway. Oh, fuck. Did you forget the 87 00:07:39,910 --> 00:07:41,150 wine? What wine? 88 00:07:41,640 --> 00:07:44,720 I texted you. I texted you about wine. We don't have any wine. What are you 89 00:07:44,720 --> 00:07:46,340 doing? Stop! I'm eating a pickle. 90 00:07:46,540 --> 00:07:48,900 You guys couldn't have any cheese. I'm hungry. I'm eating a pickle, okay? 91 00:07:49,100 --> 00:07:51,560 Now you're not going to eat my soup plate. I'll eat the soup plate. And we 92 00:07:51,560 --> 00:07:53,000 have no wine. This is a nightmare. 93 00:07:53,440 --> 00:07:54,480 It's not a fucking nightmare. 94 00:07:54,880 --> 00:07:55,880 What? 95 00:07:56,300 --> 00:07:59,360 Nothing. Can you please just clean up your office? 96 00:07:59,680 --> 00:08:01,000 It's just such an eyesore. 97 00:08:01,300 --> 00:08:04,600 Can you please call the neighbors and tell them to come another time? 98 00:08:06,340 --> 00:08:07,440 No. No. 99 00:08:07,920 --> 00:08:09,680 It's too late. They're coming in ten minutes. 100 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:13,840 They're coming in 10 fucking minutes. Why didn't you tell me any of this? 101 00:08:13,920 --> 00:08:16,580 Because we've been talking about them coming for like six months, okay? And 102 00:08:16,580 --> 00:08:18,640 they've been so nice about all our noise from the renovation. 103 00:08:18,860 --> 00:08:19,860 Our noise? 104 00:08:20,360 --> 00:08:22,780 Did you just say they've been nice about our noise? 105 00:08:23,120 --> 00:08:24,039 That's nuts. 106 00:08:24,040 --> 00:08:27,340 You're making a souffle for these people now? What is happening here? She said 107 00:08:27,340 --> 00:08:29,860 she wanted to see it. She just wants to see it now that it's done. And she's 108 00:08:29,860 --> 00:08:32,860 very nice. They're very, very, you know, they seem cool. 109 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,260 And she has like presence. 110 00:08:37,179 --> 00:08:39,820 She's so, she's so pretty. 111 00:08:40,320 --> 00:08:45,520 Yeah, she's fine. But he is a fucking weirdo, okay? Every time I'm in the 112 00:08:45,520 --> 00:08:48,440 elevator with him, it's like, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, nonstop. You 113 00:08:48,440 --> 00:08:51,160 know what I mean? That's what people do. And he's asking me questions, and he 114 00:08:51,160 --> 00:08:54,280 wants me to ask him questions, and the eye contact is off the charts. Yeah, 115 00:08:54,340 --> 00:08:56,120 that's called a conversation, Joe. 116 00:08:57,360 --> 00:08:58,360 What is this? 117 00:08:59,360 --> 00:09:00,380 What? That's a rug. 118 00:09:01,320 --> 00:09:02,159 It's new. 119 00:09:02,160 --> 00:09:03,160 Yeah. 120 00:09:05,070 --> 00:09:07,510 Did you buy this rug because the neighbors are coming? Oh, my God. How 121 00:09:07,510 --> 00:09:10,370 much was this rug? You are so predictable. I'm predictable? You just 122 00:09:10,370 --> 00:09:13,170 bought a whole right to impress strangers. Isn't that a little bit more 123 00:09:13,170 --> 00:09:15,270 predictable? I could have seen that coming a mile away. 124 00:09:16,050 --> 00:09:18,290 Can we please do a reset? 125 00:09:18,850 --> 00:09:19,850 A what? 126 00:09:20,470 --> 00:09:23,530 Can you leave and come back in again? Is this from a podcast? Yes, it is. Does it 127 00:09:23,530 --> 00:09:26,150 matter? You physically want me to leave the apartment and come back in? 128 00:09:26,480 --> 00:09:28,180 Please, do that for me? No, it's fucking silly. 129 00:09:28,380 --> 00:09:31,720 Joe, I'm asking you to just do that for me. Would that be okay? Fine. I will do 130 00:09:31,720 --> 00:09:35,920 that for you, okay? Great. Here we go. Thank you. Yeah, thank you. This will 131 00:09:35,920 --> 00:09:36,920 fix everything. 132 00:09:46,200 --> 00:09:47,340 Hi, I'm home. 133 00:09:47,660 --> 00:09:48,660 Hi. 134 00:09:49,280 --> 00:09:51,020 Oh, how's it going? 135 00:09:51,720 --> 00:09:52,720 Great. 136 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,260 Cool. Any, uh... 137 00:09:55,760 --> 00:09:56,860 Any plans for tonight? 138 00:09:57,540 --> 00:09:59,780 Yeah. Our neighbors are coming over. 139 00:10:00,300 --> 00:10:03,440 Neighbors? Oh, man, I love them. Especially how chatty and inquisitive 140 00:10:03,440 --> 00:10:04,480 they are. It's so cool. 141 00:10:04,700 --> 00:10:05,700 They're super cool. 142 00:10:06,340 --> 00:10:11,100 But maybe you could call them and ask them to come another night, because I'm 143 00:10:11,100 --> 00:10:13,000 just not feeling up for it tonight, you know? 144 00:10:14,920 --> 00:10:17,580 No. No? No. What the fuck? 145 00:10:17,840 --> 00:10:21,020 No, it would be rude. They're literally on their way over to us. Are you 146 00:10:21,020 --> 00:10:23,180 kidding? I thought we were going to reset. So did I. 147 00:10:23,400 --> 00:10:24,400 You said the same shit. 148 00:10:25,209 --> 00:10:28,010 Can we put curtains on this window? I don't like how they can see right into 149 00:10:28,010 --> 00:10:29,650 our apartment, you know? I like the light. 150 00:10:34,050 --> 00:10:39,230 I got this ham, you know, because she's from Spain, so it's not actually ham, 151 00:10:39,270 --> 00:10:39,969 it's jamon. 152 00:10:39,970 --> 00:10:42,650 I can't have any of this cheese. Please don't eat the cheese, Joe. I worked so 153 00:10:42,650 --> 00:10:45,510 hard on that. Can you just wait, and then they'll come, and you'll eat 154 00:10:45,510 --> 00:10:48,290 cheese, and then you can go upstairs and smoke weed. I smoke weed in here if you 155 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:48,929 let me. 156 00:10:48,930 --> 00:10:51,870 Well, no, I won't, because it gets stuck in the walls. 157 00:10:54,060 --> 00:10:55,060 You know what? 158 00:10:56,640 --> 00:10:58,720 I actually think it's really cool that they're coming over tonight. 159 00:11:00,140 --> 00:11:01,140 Why? 160 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:02,540 Because. 161 00:11:03,340 --> 00:11:05,120 We can finally talk to them about the noise. 162 00:11:05,640 --> 00:11:07,180 No, Joe, we made a deal. 163 00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:08,700 What deal? 164 00:11:08,740 --> 00:11:10,280 That we weren't going to say anything. 165 00:11:10,560 --> 00:11:11,900 Yeah, well, you know what? 166 00:11:12,100 --> 00:11:13,100 I changed my mind. 167 00:11:14,110 --> 00:11:18,370 It is none of our business what they do in the privacy of their own home. None 168 00:11:18,370 --> 00:11:22,610 of our business that every night we get woken up by floor-shaking animal 169 00:11:22,610 --> 00:11:25,850 fucking? How is that none of our business? How is that none of our 170 00:11:25,850 --> 00:11:30,510 fucking business? She is having just spectacular orgasms. Are you aware of 171 00:11:30,510 --> 00:11:32,710 how difficult that is for a woman? Doesn't seem that hard for her. 172 00:11:33,010 --> 00:11:34,370 What is she, a role model now? 173 00:11:34,610 --> 00:11:36,070 Yeah, she's definitely my role model. 174 00:11:36,410 --> 00:11:38,230 She'll become role model? That's great. 175 00:11:38,760 --> 00:11:41,000 Can we please just paint this room already? 176 00:11:41,300 --> 00:11:44,420 Well, we haven't picked a color, Joe. No, no. Pick the same color. Pick the 177 00:11:44,420 --> 00:11:45,420 color. Who cares? 178 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:48,320 Not the same color. Remember I almost said something to them in the elevator 179 00:11:48,320 --> 00:11:51,420 that day? Yes. I was so close to saying something. Oh, I wish I had said 180 00:11:51,420 --> 00:11:54,380 something to them that day. Nope, nope, I do. I remember that we decided we were 181 00:11:54,380 --> 00:11:56,920 not going to say anything. Yeah, that's because I thought it couldn't possibly 182 00:11:56,920 --> 00:11:59,160 get any worse. And you know what happened right after that? Is it got 183 00:11:59,160 --> 00:12:01,740 much, much, much, much worse. They were going to crash through the fucking 184 00:12:01,740 --> 00:12:05,160 ceiling the other day. Joe, we are not saying anything. 185 00:12:05,460 --> 00:12:06,259 Why not? 186 00:12:06,260 --> 00:12:07,260 They're cool, right? 187 00:12:07,440 --> 00:12:11,280 Keep saying how cool they are. So maybe if I bring it up, we can finally get to 188 00:12:11,280 --> 00:12:12,880 the bottom of whose orgasm is whose. 189 00:12:13,220 --> 00:12:16,240 Is he the whimper and she's the growler? Or is she the whimper and he's the 190 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:20,040 growler? Either way, I'll bring it up, we'll laugh about it, and I'll tell them 191 00:12:20,040 --> 00:12:23,820 to not get the fuck off. It's like you want everyone to feel uncomfortable. I'm 192 00:12:23,820 --> 00:12:24,840 the one who's uncomfortable? 193 00:12:25,420 --> 00:12:28,940 If our neighbors were waking us up every night at four in the morning by blasting 194 00:12:28,940 --> 00:12:31,640 music and I said something about it to them, wouldn't that be completely 195 00:12:31,640 --> 00:12:35,080 reasonable? It's the exact same thing, but it's even more justified because 196 00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:36,360 it's fucking... Don't say... 197 00:12:36,570 --> 00:12:38,670 Anything! Just not tonight, please! 198 00:12:44,750 --> 00:12:45,970 Sure, is this also new? 199 00:12:47,230 --> 00:12:48,230 Yes. 200 00:12:48,730 --> 00:12:50,750 Well, it's nice. It looks really good on you. 201 00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:53,150 Well, you could tell me that once in a while. 202 00:12:53,990 --> 00:12:58,940 I... I just did tell you that. God, I can't believe you forgot the wine. I 203 00:12:58,940 --> 00:13:02,840 didn't forget the wine. I'm on this collapsible bike like a fucking schmuck, 204 00:13:02,840 --> 00:13:06,180 and I can't answer text messages while I'm on it. Do we have anything nice to 205 00:13:06,180 --> 00:13:08,360 drink? No, if there's nothing to drink, we should probably call them and tell 206 00:13:08,360 --> 00:13:10,900 them not to come over, right? Look, we have this. This thing. Is this weird? 207 00:13:11,100 --> 00:13:13,620 Yes, it's weird. What is this, New Year's? We're popping champagne with 208 00:13:13,620 --> 00:13:16,940 these people? It's fine. Look, we'll pre-pop it so by the time they get here, 209 00:13:17,080 --> 00:13:20,000 it'll be, you know, fizzed out and it'll just be like a sparkling wine. Can't you 210 00:13:20,000 --> 00:13:22,620 see this is obviously not a good time to have company? 211 00:13:23,080 --> 00:13:26,180 What the fuck do you mean? I just made this hole so slight. Did you see this 212 00:13:26,180 --> 00:13:28,440 thing? Yes. Do you have any idea how hard I worked on this fucking thing? 213 00:13:28,540 --> 00:13:31,280 It's going to be fucking beautiful if you would just shut the fuck up. I'm 214 00:13:31,280 --> 00:13:34,020 going to make this very simple. If you tell him not to come around, I'm going 215 00:13:34,020 --> 00:13:36,580 to bring up the screaming, groaning, fucking noise. What? 216 00:13:37,480 --> 00:13:40,040 Was that an ultimatum? Yeah. The choice is yours. 217 00:13:40,260 --> 00:13:41,260 I'm sorry. 218 00:13:42,320 --> 00:13:43,440 You're going to bring up the fucking? 219 00:13:43,660 --> 00:13:44,660 Yeah. 220 00:13:44,900 --> 00:13:45,900 Mm-hmm. 221 00:13:46,340 --> 00:13:48,820 Do you understand how hard it is? 222 00:13:49,500 --> 00:13:52,400 for a woman to come that hard. Yes, I do, because you've mentioned it a 223 00:13:52,400 --> 00:13:55,700 hundred times in the last three minutes. I don't think you get it. I don't think 224 00:13:55,700 --> 00:13:58,180 you really understand how difficult it is. 225 00:13:58,480 --> 00:14:00,440 And if we say something, do you know what's going to happen? 226 00:14:00,660 --> 00:14:04,200 Every time they fuck and she comes, they're going to see our dumb faces. 227 00:14:04,480 --> 00:14:05,480 That's not fair. 228 00:14:05,560 --> 00:14:11,080 I could not care less about anything in the world than this woman's fucking 229 00:14:11,080 --> 00:14:14,000 orgasm. I just wanted to have a nice night. I just wanted to have a nice, 230 00:14:14,040 --> 00:14:18,140 normal fucking night, and you won't let me. These people are disrespecting us! 231 00:14:18,380 --> 00:14:21,320 They know we can hear them. Can you not see that? What are you talking about? 232 00:14:21,440 --> 00:14:25,340 You sound like your father. No, that is not what this is. They know we can hear 233 00:14:25,340 --> 00:14:28,500 them. They get off on it. They're fucking with us. They're perverts. 234 00:14:28,620 --> 00:14:31,640 They're not thinking about us. Well, maybe that's the problem. Maybe they 235 00:14:31,640 --> 00:14:34,340 should be thinking about us. What? Oh, you know what? We're not fucking 236 00:14:34,340 --> 00:14:35,339 canceling. Do you know why? 237 00:14:35,340 --> 00:14:36,340 We don't have friends. 238 00:14:36,840 --> 00:14:40,400 You mean I'll be friends with them? Are you kidding me? Also, it's not my fault 239 00:14:40,400 --> 00:14:42,800 we don't even know each other. I would love to have friends. 240 00:14:43,120 --> 00:14:45,160 People like me? Why do you think we know each other? 241 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:46,560 Why do you think we know each other? 242 00:14:46,880 --> 00:14:48,060 We're fucking miserable. 243 00:14:51,680 --> 00:14:52,680 Hi. 244 00:14:54,100 --> 00:14:55,100 Hi, come in. 245 00:14:55,940 --> 00:15:00,100 Nice to see you. Yes, we are so happy you're here. 246 00:15:02,540 --> 00:15:03,540 Hi. 247 00:15:04,560 --> 00:15:05,560 Ah, two. 248 00:15:05,580 --> 00:15:06,580 Angela, hi. 249 00:15:06,800 --> 00:15:07,800 Me too. 250 00:15:07,860 --> 00:15:11,420 Yeah. Joe, you remember Peanut Hawk? 251 00:15:16,880 --> 00:15:18,220 Still a good time. 252 00:15:18,480 --> 00:15:19,540 Yeah? Yeah. 253 00:15:20,600 --> 00:15:24,040 Are you sure we are not interrupting something? No, great. It's good for you. 254 00:15:24,380 --> 00:15:26,380 Yeah? It's great for us. Yeah, we love, yep. 255 00:15:26,640 --> 00:15:33,280 It took you a while to come to the door. And it sounded like you were arguing. 256 00:15:33,739 --> 00:15:38,320 No filter. No, I just want to be honest. We were at the door before we rang, and 257 00:15:38,320 --> 00:15:39,320 we could hear you were fighting. 258 00:15:40,200 --> 00:15:41,240 Oh, we were talking. 259 00:15:41,440 --> 00:15:45,400 We were, um... We were fighting. We were fighting, yeah. A bit of a contentious 260 00:15:45,400 --> 00:15:49,000 environment in here, so I understand if that's repellent to you. No hard 261 00:15:49,000 --> 00:15:50,000 feelings, you know what I mean? 262 00:15:50,380 --> 00:15:54,240 Completely understand, you know? We love a contentious environment. 263 00:15:57,480 --> 00:15:58,480 We love it. 264 00:15:58,900 --> 00:16:00,760 Wow. Really, it's fine. 265 00:16:01,450 --> 00:16:02,990 You hit the jackpot then, my friend. 266 00:16:04,570 --> 00:16:05,570 You're in for a treat. 267 00:16:06,350 --> 00:16:10,850 Okay? Yeah, great. Do we have to take our shoes off? Oh, God, no, no, no. No? 268 00:16:11,230 --> 00:16:12,270 Yeah, okay, great. 269 00:16:12,750 --> 00:16:13,749 Hey, Joe. 270 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:17,270 Yeah, thank you. Joe, be honest. Do you want us to take them off? 271 00:16:19,030 --> 00:16:21,310 I don't give a fuck if you take your shoes off, personally. 272 00:16:28,710 --> 00:16:29,710 Hawk, is it? 273 00:16:29,750 --> 00:16:30,750 Hawk, yeah. 274 00:16:31,210 --> 00:16:32,810 Like the bird? Yep, like the bird. 275 00:16:33,970 --> 00:16:34,970 Cool. 276 00:16:38,510 --> 00:16:40,390 We've been dying to see your apartment. 277 00:16:40,690 --> 00:16:45,070 Oh! Oh, God, I'm so sorry. We wanted to invite you. It wasn't quite ready 278 00:16:45,070 --> 00:16:48,770 before. It wasn't quite ready, if you ask me, but... You mentioned it in the 279 00:16:48,770 --> 00:16:50,290 elevator, but then you never called. 280 00:16:50,830 --> 00:16:55,370 We, uh... I mean, we wondered if we did something wrong. No, God, no, no, no. 281 00:16:55,730 --> 00:16:57,430 No, no, no, no, no, no, no. 282 00:16:57,710 --> 00:16:58,990 No, I'm sorry about that, no. 283 00:16:59,270 --> 00:17:00,270 What are you... 284 00:17:00,320 --> 00:17:01,320 What do you think? 285 00:17:01,800 --> 00:17:02,779 It's huge. 286 00:17:02,780 --> 00:17:05,140 So much bigger than ours. And you have such a nice flow. 287 00:17:05,420 --> 00:17:06,420 Do you guys have money? 288 00:17:09,780 --> 00:17:10,200 You've 289 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:18,200 really 290 00:17:18,200 --> 00:17:20,660 got some beautiful pieces. 291 00:17:20,940 --> 00:17:23,480 It's all Angela's. Well, I know what I like, but it's actually not all 292 00:17:23,480 --> 00:17:28,260 expensive. Some of it is very expensive, though. Yeah, not everything, but not 293 00:17:28,260 --> 00:17:31,440 everything. I guess what I meant to say is, you can tell that it's been done 294 00:17:31,440 --> 00:17:38,400 with a lot of care and you have a really great eye that's true i i can feel it i 295 00:17:38,400 --> 00:17:45,260 feel you put so much love i i did that thank you yeah i i 296 00:17:45,260 --> 00:17:51,120 love it i do love it i really care i do thank you for saying that i see it i 297 00:17:51,120 --> 00:17:52,380 care i do care a lot 298 00:17:57,390 --> 00:18:02,510 emotional i don't know why but i thank you thank you for saying that yeah it 299 00:18:02,510 --> 00:18:09,510 has got great energy wow look at that energy is 300 00:18:09,510 --> 00:18:12,450 what i was going for that's what i wanted energy is great we talked a lot 301 00:18:12,450 --> 00:18:16,390 about how to capture energy as though that was a real thing we could do energy 302 00:18:16,390 --> 00:18:22,690 is everything really kinetic chemical potential nuclear sexual you cannot 303 00:18:22,690 --> 00:18:27,690 really create it or destroy it but You can find ways to shape it. 304 00:18:28,910 --> 00:18:29,910 Beautiful. 305 00:18:30,650 --> 00:18:33,190 You shaped it really beautifully here. I love the shape. 306 00:18:33,430 --> 00:18:34,430 Thank you. 307 00:18:35,090 --> 00:18:36,850 Too existential for you, Joe? 308 00:18:37,130 --> 00:18:40,130 No, hey, not existential enough for me. Let's get deep. 309 00:18:40,410 --> 00:18:41,410 What is life? 310 00:18:45,810 --> 00:18:47,950 Oh, that is my Spanish flan. 311 00:18:48,830 --> 00:18:53,070 No. Oh, my God. Flan. Oh, how elegant. Fair warning. 312 00:18:53,350 --> 00:18:55,930 Once you try peanut flan, There's no going back. 313 00:18:56,610 --> 00:19:00,830 You'll be at our door late at night like a junkie under the bridge saying, we 314 00:19:00,830 --> 00:19:03,270 need a score, like heroin. 315 00:19:05,850 --> 00:19:06,850 Wow. 316 00:19:07,610 --> 00:19:11,450 You might want to put it in the fridge. 317 00:19:11,670 --> 00:19:15,570 Yeah, yeah. Come on. You don't want to refrigerate it. Is it flan or flan? 318 00:19:15,850 --> 00:19:18,010 Flan. Flan. I thought it was flan. 319 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,920 Remember to... Yeah, right. 320 00:19:35,500 --> 00:19:39,420 I'm so sorry. I haven't... I literally haven't offered you anything to drink. 321 00:19:40,540 --> 00:19:43,600 We have... Oh, beautiful. 322 00:19:44,820 --> 00:19:45,820 Sparkle. 323 00:19:47,200 --> 00:19:48,200 That. 324 00:19:48,640 --> 00:19:51,980 Or maybe you'd prefer... Wine. Wine's better. Wine. 325 00:19:52,200 --> 00:19:53,200 Wine. 326 00:19:53,420 --> 00:19:54,420 Wine. 327 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,620 Do we have wine? 328 00:19:56,340 --> 00:19:59,720 We do have wine. We do have wine. We do. We have... We 329 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:13,240 have 330 00:20:13,240 --> 00:20:17,900 been waiting for the perfect moment. Are you sure this is it? Yeah, yeah, yeah, 331 00:20:17,920 --> 00:20:18,920 yeah. Great. 332 00:20:22,420 --> 00:20:23,420 Finally. 333 00:20:23,780 --> 00:20:25,460 There it is, 1982. 334 00:20:26,500 --> 00:20:27,500 Chateaubriand. 335 00:20:28,460 --> 00:20:30,500 You want to save that for another time? No. 336 00:20:30,720 --> 00:20:32,980 What time? This is it. Are you kidding me? Yeah. 337 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,140 No time like the present. All right. 338 00:20:36,620 --> 00:20:37,620 Do you want to open it? 339 00:20:38,760 --> 00:20:39,860 Of course. Yeah. 340 00:20:42,400 --> 00:20:45,380 That's not where it is. It's usually in there. It should be in there. No, it's 341 00:20:45,380 --> 00:20:46,380 never been in there. 342 00:20:46,540 --> 00:20:50,100 No. It should be in there. No, it's never. You mean it? Literally never been 343 00:20:50,100 --> 00:20:51,340 there. You want me to find it? 344 00:20:51,720 --> 00:20:54,300 It's not there. No, because I never would have put it in there. That's not 345 00:20:54,300 --> 00:20:55,300 where it goes. 346 00:20:55,580 --> 00:20:58,900 It's literally never been there. Do you want me to do it? Got it. 347 00:21:01,140 --> 00:21:05,420 All right, we don't have people over very often. 348 00:21:06,620 --> 00:21:08,100 Can you meet Jeff? I got it. 349 00:21:17,929 --> 00:21:19,810 Wow. A little bit of corking there. 350 00:21:20,090 --> 00:21:21,410 I had confidence, Joe. 351 00:21:21,650 --> 00:21:23,150 Thank you. I knew I'd get there. 352 00:21:25,090 --> 00:21:26,090 Yeah. 353 00:21:26,410 --> 00:21:29,250 Thank you so much. Yes. Great. 354 00:21:29,670 --> 00:21:30,670 Salud. 355 00:21:31,050 --> 00:21:32,090 Joe, thank your uncle. 356 00:21:32,550 --> 00:21:35,830 He's dead, so maybe next time. 357 00:21:36,530 --> 00:21:37,530 You weird guy. 358 00:21:38,150 --> 00:21:39,250 Oh, how is your daughter? 359 00:21:39,680 --> 00:21:44,720 Maggie. She's so cool. She is cool, yeah. I love her style. I know, right? 360 00:21:44,880 --> 00:21:45,739 She's awesome. 361 00:21:45,740 --> 00:21:48,200 Yeah, she's amazing. I'm really going to miss her. 362 00:21:49,340 --> 00:21:50,340 Where's she going? 363 00:21:52,240 --> 00:21:53,240 To college. 364 00:21:54,040 --> 00:22:00,800 In six years? She's 12 years old. I know, but I'm going to miss her and I'm 365 00:22:00,800 --> 00:22:02,200 going to be alone. 366 00:22:02,900 --> 00:22:03,900 What about me? 367 00:22:04,160 --> 00:22:06,600 Where have I gone? I'm just saying it's going to be different. 368 00:22:07,600 --> 00:22:09,740 Are you going to kill me? Do you know something? No, I don't know. I'm just 369 00:22:09,740 --> 00:22:11,420 saying it won't be the same. 370 00:22:11,680 --> 00:22:12,720 It's not going to be the same. 371 00:22:13,120 --> 00:22:13,939 I'm sorry. 372 00:22:13,940 --> 00:22:16,020 I feel like I'm becoming emotional again. 373 00:22:16,940 --> 00:22:18,500 It's just that I... Sorry for what? 374 00:22:18,740 --> 00:22:20,840 I mean, who would be crazy if we didn't cry? 375 00:22:21,120 --> 00:22:24,020 Yeah. You know the best way to release stress hormones? 376 00:22:24,340 --> 00:22:25,340 Oh, 377 00:22:25,660 --> 00:22:27,440 I have a lot of that then. That's what I do. 378 00:22:27,740 --> 00:22:28,740 She does. 379 00:22:28,940 --> 00:22:31,300 There's nothing in the world better than being a mom, you know? 380 00:22:32,570 --> 00:22:33,610 For some. 381 00:22:35,090 --> 00:22:42,010 But not everyone. That isn't your path. No. You don't. I mean, 382 00:22:42,030 --> 00:22:44,350 we talk about it. We think about it. Right. 383 00:22:44,790 --> 00:22:45,790 Hasn't been a priority. 384 00:22:46,230 --> 00:22:47,950 Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, maybe. 385 00:22:48,310 --> 00:22:49,630 Yeah, maybe. That's great. 386 00:22:50,210 --> 00:22:51,870 You should probably decide sooner than later. 387 00:22:53,530 --> 00:22:54,530 What? 388 00:22:56,190 --> 00:22:58,050 Whether or not you're going to have children. 389 00:23:00,330 --> 00:23:01,330 Why? 390 00:23:03,030 --> 00:23:05,450 You know, just due to age. 391 00:23:09,310 --> 00:23:10,310 Whose age? 392 00:23:10,770 --> 00:23:14,090 You know, I mean, Picasso had a baby when he was 90. 393 00:23:14,570 --> 00:23:17,950 It's probably more of the 90s stuff. 394 00:23:18,610 --> 00:23:19,610 Science. 395 00:23:19,710 --> 00:23:24,270 Just like traditionally, the woman... I didn't want to talk. We don't have to 396 00:23:24,270 --> 00:23:26,810 talk about this. Actually, I have something. You know, time she marches... 397 00:23:26,810 --> 00:23:30,730 I don't know if you saw it before, but it's just something, a gesture to... 398 00:23:31,610 --> 00:23:32,610 Remind you of home. 399 00:23:33,530 --> 00:23:35,650 It's just a little jamon. 400 00:23:35,870 --> 00:23:38,730 Oh, that is so sweet, and I love how you say it again. 401 00:23:39,030 --> 00:23:43,130 Jamon. Oh, my God, it's so sweet. I would eat you. I cannot. I don't eat 402 00:23:43,130 --> 00:23:44,130 meat. No, 403 00:23:46,170 --> 00:23:46,969 he does. 404 00:23:46,970 --> 00:23:48,730 I do, yeah. Full carnivore. 405 00:23:50,350 --> 00:23:55,990 Cheese? We have so much cheese. I mean, for me, no cheese. Oh, you don't eat 406 00:23:55,990 --> 00:23:56,990 cheese? No. 407 00:23:57,230 --> 00:24:00,730 The crackers. 408 00:24:01,470 --> 00:24:06,050 For me, also no. No gluten, no dairy, no meat, no sugar. 409 00:24:06,330 --> 00:24:07,109 We got almonds. 410 00:24:07,110 --> 00:24:08,110 You want almonds? 411 00:24:08,610 --> 00:24:09,630 We got jam. 412 00:24:12,010 --> 00:24:13,910 Really failed on the meat then, huh? 413 00:24:14,650 --> 00:24:18,870 Meat fail. Failed on the meat. I will eat penis meat. 414 00:24:19,400 --> 00:24:21,520 All your beautiful meat will get eaten. I'm starving. 415 00:24:23,800 --> 00:24:24,800 It's great. 416 00:24:25,420 --> 00:24:27,900 Thank you. Is there a bathroom I can use? Yeah. 417 00:24:30,000 --> 00:24:31,260 Thank you. It's lovely. 418 00:24:31,520 --> 00:24:32,720 Great. Peanut. 419 00:24:33,980 --> 00:24:36,960 What do you want to eat? Whatever you want. I can get it. I can order it. I 420 00:24:36,960 --> 00:24:37,919 can get it here so fast. 421 00:24:37,920 --> 00:24:41,640 Five minutes. They come on a bike. Anything. Any cuisine you like. What do 422 00:24:41,640 --> 00:24:42,239 you like? 423 00:24:42,240 --> 00:24:43,920 I don't want anything. 424 00:24:44,380 --> 00:24:48,340 But I don't understand how you put all of this together so quickly. 425 00:24:49,200 --> 00:24:52,680 I mean, we only planned this morning. This is like magic. 426 00:24:52,960 --> 00:24:53,879 This morning? 427 00:24:53,880 --> 00:24:59,260 Really? Or I think yesterday morning. Just this morning. This morning. Not 428 00:24:59,260 --> 00:25:02,400 yesterday. Last morning. This morning. Last morning. 429 00:25:02,700 --> 00:25:04,760 That's not an expression. This morning. 430 00:25:05,020 --> 00:25:08,600 Happened today. Because the days, they, you know how they. They kind of blur in 431 00:25:08,600 --> 00:25:09,780 a way. Yeah. This morning. 432 00:25:10,020 --> 00:25:11,020 Yeah, you know. 433 00:25:11,560 --> 00:25:12,560 Are you cold? 434 00:25:12,900 --> 00:25:13,900 What are you doing? 435 00:25:14,040 --> 00:25:15,040 It's hot in here. 436 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:16,160 What are you doing? 437 00:25:17,120 --> 00:25:18,340 Am I okay? I don't know. 438 00:25:18,580 --> 00:25:22,060 Are you choking? I just got a little... I feel... I'm okay. 439 00:25:22,300 --> 00:25:27,620 I'm okay. Are you choking right now? No, I... I'm having little anxiety. I got a 440 00:25:27,620 --> 00:25:28,900 little... This happens a lot. 441 00:25:38,700 --> 00:25:42,700 It could be the beginning of perimenopause. What? 442 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:47,340 Perimenopause. And it can be such a challenging, horrible time. Holy shit. 443 00:25:47,500 --> 00:25:50,300 And last more than 10 years. Oh my God. Great. 444 00:25:50,620 --> 00:25:51,700 Makes me so angry. 445 00:25:52,380 --> 00:25:57,740 How so many people still today talk about hot flashes as the only problem. I 446 00:25:57,740 --> 00:26:02,240 know. I mean, this is a serious, huge neuroendocrine change that affects 447 00:26:02,240 --> 00:26:08,080 everything. Memory, cardiovascular health, metabolism. And we're expected 448 00:26:08,080 --> 00:26:12,900 just to deal with it. Just deal with depression, anxiety, brain fog, 449 00:26:13,080 --> 00:26:15,380 insomnia. Mood swings, is that one of them? 450 00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,800 Yeah, yeah. Resentment towards your spouse, overspending on home goods and 451 00:26:19,800 --> 00:26:22,150 cheeses. abundance of charcuterie. 452 00:26:24,370 --> 00:26:28,430 I knew you were going to make a joke about it. I am. I'm making a joke. Let 453 00:26:28,430 --> 00:26:31,770 me explain it to you in a different way. Okay. 454 00:26:34,250 --> 00:26:41,030 What if your testicles shriveled up and died and your 455 00:26:41,030 --> 00:26:47,530 empty ball sack slapped around in the breeze for the next 30 years 456 00:26:47,530 --> 00:26:50,090 or so? How would you like that? 457 00:26:52,680 --> 00:26:53,680 I wouldn't like that. 458 00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:54,800 No. 459 00:26:55,280 --> 00:27:00,660 You will. No. So don't joke about it. Okay. Copy that. I won't. I get it. I'm 460 00:27:00,660 --> 00:27:01,660 sorry. 461 00:27:01,720 --> 00:27:03,600 Are you a doctor or something like that? 462 00:27:03,940 --> 00:27:05,800 I'm a psychotherapist. Yeah. 463 00:27:06,780 --> 00:27:07,900 And a sexologist. 464 00:27:08,240 --> 00:27:11,000 Oh. Sexologist. And I also care about women. 465 00:27:11,400 --> 00:27:12,840 I care about women. 466 00:27:13,360 --> 00:27:17,480 Hey, they got like a whole music studio here. 467 00:27:17,860 --> 00:27:18,559 That's good. 468 00:27:18,560 --> 00:27:19,700 That's going to be bad. 469 00:27:19,900 --> 00:27:21,740 You the piano player? 470 00:27:21,980 --> 00:27:24,740 No one plays with it, actually, anymore. So nice. 471 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,500 No? 472 00:27:28,900 --> 00:27:29,940 Joe was in a band. 473 00:27:30,740 --> 00:27:32,340 Oh, really? Yeah, he was in a band. 474 00:27:32,700 --> 00:27:37,720 We know you, and we just don't know we know you? No, definitely not. 475 00:27:38,140 --> 00:27:39,460 I'm positive, yeah. 476 00:27:39,800 --> 00:27:40,800 You might. 477 00:27:41,080 --> 00:27:42,080 I don't think so. 478 00:27:42,200 --> 00:27:43,200 I remember. 479 00:27:43,690 --> 00:27:48,150 The onslaught? Yeah, the onslaught. They had a song, One Girl. It was very big. 480 00:27:48,190 --> 00:27:49,149 One Girl, yeah. 481 00:27:49,150 --> 00:27:50,210 It was really big in 2008. 482 00:27:50,410 --> 00:27:51,590 Yeah, for one week. 483 00:27:51,850 --> 00:27:54,470 In 2008. 2008. Yeah. 484 00:27:54,750 --> 00:27:55,750 Were you a girl? 485 00:27:56,350 --> 00:27:58,410 I was. I was. Still is. 486 00:27:58,630 --> 00:27:59,750 Technically still am. 487 00:28:00,090 --> 00:28:04,370 Yeah. I was a girl. Oh, what kind of music? 488 00:28:04,750 --> 00:28:06,950 Well, it's like pop, punk, indie. 489 00:28:08,070 --> 00:28:10,610 It's a dead genre, technically. Do you like music? 490 00:28:10,870 --> 00:28:11,870 No. 491 00:28:13,040 --> 00:28:16,200 But, I mean, you know, can we find it on Spotify? 492 00:28:16,940 --> 00:28:19,720 Do you ever play live? We could come see you. 493 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:24,060 Yeah, you kind of missed that window by a few decades, unfortunately. 494 00:28:24,520 --> 00:28:27,100 He actually teaches music now. Yeah. 495 00:28:27,400 --> 00:28:29,060 Where? East Bay. 496 00:28:29,900 --> 00:28:30,900 Like Berklee? 497 00:28:31,440 --> 00:28:34,820 No, East Bay Music. It's a small conservatory. 498 00:28:36,180 --> 00:28:38,700 It's an amazing school. It's fine. It's a fine school. 499 00:28:38,980 --> 00:28:39,980 You're a music professor. 500 00:28:40,540 --> 00:28:41,540 Associate. 501 00:28:42,139 --> 00:28:43,360 Wow, that's really cool. 502 00:28:43,800 --> 00:28:44,800 Yeah, that's fine. 503 00:28:46,900 --> 00:28:47,980 I'm sorry. Wait a minute. 504 00:28:48,360 --> 00:28:49,360 Wait a minute. 505 00:28:49,960 --> 00:28:50,960 I'm sorry. 506 00:28:51,540 --> 00:28:52,540 Oh, 507 00:28:53,080 --> 00:28:54,340 come on. 508 00:28:54,620 --> 00:28:58,760 What is going on here? 509 00:28:59,820 --> 00:29:00,820 Rug. 510 00:29:01,760 --> 00:29:07,120 Where'd you get it? He is obsessed with carpets. Oh, so am I. I love rugs. 511 00:29:07,440 --> 00:29:11,380 Joe, not so much. Not so much. More into credenzas, sconces, things like that. 512 00:29:14,490 --> 00:29:16,030 Holy shit, I think it's a Harith. 513 00:29:16,390 --> 00:29:17,390 No. 514 00:29:17,910 --> 00:29:21,410 Where did you get this? I got it at a flea market. A flea market? 515 00:29:21,630 --> 00:29:25,850 No, you didn't. I did. No, you didn't. I just like the colors. You did? Well, you 516 00:29:25,850 --> 00:29:27,870 found a Van Gogh in a garage sale. 517 00:29:28,150 --> 00:29:29,150 I did. Wow. 518 00:29:29,330 --> 00:29:33,670 But it's a rug. Yeah. No, it's not. It's a Harith. 519 00:29:34,110 --> 00:29:35,110 Harith. Rug. 520 00:29:36,530 --> 00:29:37,530 Hmm. 521 00:29:38,330 --> 00:29:41,770 But you didn't pay a fortune for this. I did not. 522 00:29:41,990 --> 00:29:42,709 You swear. 523 00:29:42,710 --> 00:29:43,710 It's a rug. Wow. 524 00:29:43,900 --> 00:29:46,960 You have a gift. I mean, that's like, wow. 525 00:29:47,640 --> 00:29:50,700 I want to take off my clothes and just lie naked on it. Do it. 526 00:29:50,940 --> 00:29:53,080 Can you imagine the things this carpet has seen? 527 00:29:53,300 --> 00:29:54,700 So many stories. 528 00:29:55,000 --> 00:30:00,680 It's really like, really kind of incredible, incredible vibe. Good 529 00:30:00,680 --> 00:30:01,960 energy. Wow. 530 00:30:03,120 --> 00:30:07,000 Really good energy. Yeah. He did our entire apartment. 531 00:30:07,200 --> 00:30:09,460 It's so beautiful. You have to come over. Yeah. 532 00:30:09,760 --> 00:30:13,120 And we really mean it, unlike you, Joe. Ha, ha, ha. Very funny. Are you an 533 00:30:13,120 --> 00:30:14,260 interior designer or something? 534 00:30:14,580 --> 00:30:16,060 What? Oh, thank you. No. 535 00:30:16,340 --> 00:30:17,720 No, he's a fireman. 536 00:30:18,320 --> 00:30:19,320 Firefighter, we say. 537 00:30:19,540 --> 00:30:20,760 Firefighter. You're a firefighter? 538 00:30:20,980 --> 00:30:24,640 You're not a firefighter. You weren't a firefighter. Yeah, he was fire captain. 539 00:30:24,980 --> 00:30:26,980 You were a fire captain. Captain Hawk. 540 00:30:27,280 --> 00:30:28,280 Captain Hawk. 541 00:30:28,380 --> 00:30:31,160 No, you weren't. You're not Captain Hawk. That's bullshit. 542 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:32,560 Why? Why? 543 00:30:33,070 --> 00:30:36,830 You don't seem like a firefighter. What does a firefighter seem like? They're 544 00:30:36,830 --> 00:30:40,050 brawnier. They're brawnier. They have mustaches. What do you mean? They're 545 00:30:40,050 --> 00:30:42,510 brawnier. Kiss Brony. Kiss Brony. Fuerte. 546 00:30:42,770 --> 00:30:47,130 Fuerte. More Fuerte. More Fuerte. He's very Fuerte. He's pretty Fuerte. I don't 547 00:30:47,130 --> 00:30:49,750 know. He could be more Fuerte. I don't know if he's fireman Fuerte. 548 00:30:49,970 --> 00:30:54,670 I was more Fuerte in the beginning, but I was, you know, I got to my pension. I 549 00:30:54,670 --> 00:30:59,830 just decided I'd had enough and kind of gave up my hose for the... 550 00:31:00,220 --> 00:31:05,600 Command job and then thank God so I retired Just started pursuing my other 551 00:31:05,600 --> 00:31:12,180 interests and new adventures The adventure of roofing no, sorry rolfing 552 00:31:12,180 --> 00:31:16,500 rolfing. That's what I said rolfing rolfing say it again 553 00:31:16,500 --> 00:31:23,480 You're a masseuse now, 554 00:31:23,640 --> 00:31:27,940 that's cool gonna work in the Four Seasons no no rolfing's a 555 00:31:28,730 --> 00:31:31,150 It's a much deeper modality. 556 00:31:31,450 --> 00:31:37,390 It's challenging for both parties, really. But, yeah, it's been healing. 557 00:31:37,650 --> 00:31:39,930 I'm almost certified. You want to jump on my table, Joe? 558 00:31:40,850 --> 00:31:42,070 Never in a million years. 559 00:31:45,410 --> 00:31:47,630 Yeah, I really love you, Joe. 560 00:31:48,870 --> 00:31:50,170 What do you love about me, Hawk? 561 00:31:52,230 --> 00:31:54,610 I like how honest you are about what you're feeling. 562 00:31:56,970 --> 00:31:59,010 Well... In the pursuit of honesty. 563 00:31:59,270 --> 00:32:00,270 Who was the house tour? 564 00:32:00,970 --> 00:32:03,490 Would you like to see more? There's so much more. I do. Great. 565 00:32:03,870 --> 00:32:05,670 Yeah, I did. Yeah. 566 00:32:05,950 --> 00:32:08,530 I'm actually going to smoke a joint. I've seen the place. 567 00:32:08,950 --> 00:32:09,950 No. 568 00:32:10,750 --> 00:32:11,750 Can I come with you? 569 00:32:13,330 --> 00:32:14,730 Really? Yeah, can I? 570 00:32:15,670 --> 00:32:16,670 Sure. Totally. 571 00:32:16,810 --> 00:32:19,010 Are you going to go up to the roof? 572 00:32:19,290 --> 00:32:22,830 I thought I'd just, you know, maybe go in my office. Smoke in there, right? 573 00:32:22,890 --> 00:32:25,090 That's cool, right? Unless you have a problem with that. Oh, yeah. 574 00:32:25,350 --> 00:32:26,350 Yeah. Cool, right? 575 00:32:26,460 --> 00:32:27,460 Cool. Yeah. 576 00:32:27,560 --> 00:32:29,160 Cool. Cool, right? Yeah. Cool. 577 00:32:29,400 --> 00:32:30,400 Yeah. Let's go. 578 00:32:31,100 --> 00:32:32,180 Do you want to open a window? 579 00:32:32,920 --> 00:32:33,920 Do you know? 580 00:32:34,020 --> 00:32:35,020 Yeah, sure. Great. 581 00:32:39,300 --> 00:32:40,400 A lot of stuff in here. 582 00:32:41,000 --> 00:32:42,000 What do you got? 583 00:32:42,280 --> 00:32:43,520 Other than this? 584 00:32:43,860 --> 00:32:44,860 You saw this. 585 00:32:45,040 --> 00:32:51,000 Copenhagen. You spend a lot of time here. 586 00:32:51,440 --> 00:32:52,580 I do. You can tell. 587 00:32:53,200 --> 00:32:54,200 You just let go? 588 00:32:54,420 --> 00:32:55,420 Yeah. 589 00:32:56,010 --> 00:32:59,330 It's a little messy. I'm usually, you know, usually alone in here. 590 00:33:04,970 --> 00:33:05,970 There you go. 591 00:33:06,890 --> 00:33:08,890 There you go. 592 00:33:09,870 --> 00:33:10,870 Chaos. 593 00:33:11,530 --> 00:33:12,810 Biggest sign of creativity. 594 00:33:13,370 --> 00:33:17,570 Really? Good. Great. It means you're focused on more important things. 595 00:33:17,810 --> 00:33:21,090 Oh, you know, that's how I like to think of it. Not sure. 596 00:33:21,670 --> 00:33:23,950 Not sure I would agree with that. 597 00:33:26,350 --> 00:33:32,070 Disgusting. I actually did all of this grouting myself, which I love. I find it 598 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:33,950 meditative. Joe thinks I'm insane. 599 00:33:34,150 --> 00:33:38,530 And then the floor, I mean, I'm sure this is something you might have picked 600 00:33:38,530 --> 00:33:39,530 up. No. 601 00:33:40,210 --> 00:33:42,670 Original ceramic penny tile. Wow. 602 00:33:43,370 --> 00:33:46,850 Anyway, that was sort of similar to what was there before, but that was kind of 603 00:33:46,850 --> 00:33:51,330 what I was going for with the whole theme was renovation without change, 604 00:33:51,530 --> 00:33:53,470 which I think... 605 00:33:54,100 --> 00:33:59,400 I succeeded in, you know, just to keep it original, but with a new surface. 606 00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:05,660 Admittedly, I know a lot less about tile than I've learned about rugs. 607 00:34:06,320 --> 00:34:10,520 And a lot of the bathrooms that I've seen have been on fire, so my 608 00:34:10,520 --> 00:34:15,380 relationship with them was fleeting. But I'd have just said this was an 609 00:34:15,380 --> 00:34:20,300 immaculately preserved vintage bathroom. 610 00:34:21,320 --> 00:34:22,320 Wow. 611 00:34:22,960 --> 00:34:23,960 That's what I was going for. 612 00:34:24,300 --> 00:34:25,300 You fooled me. 613 00:34:25,380 --> 00:34:26,380 Wow. 614 00:34:26,940 --> 00:34:29,840 Oh, Facebook Marketplace. Come on. 615 00:34:30,199 --> 00:34:34,480 The jamon is not jamon. That's not jamon. No, it's really like prosciutto. 616 00:34:34,540 --> 00:34:37,639 It's prosciutto. Which is okay. It doesn't look like jamon. It looks like 617 00:34:37,639 --> 00:34:41,159 prosciutto. But I didn't want to say anything. No, yeah, don't. If you told 618 00:34:41,159 --> 00:34:44,080 her that wasn't jamon, she would commit suicide in our dining room. 619 00:34:44,500 --> 00:34:47,840 I'm telling you that right now. She can't take it. She could not take that. 620 00:34:48,480 --> 00:34:49,480 More? 621 00:34:51,639 --> 00:34:52,639 You good? 622 00:34:54,320 --> 00:35:00,340 I don't want more because then... If I have more than one hit, I start counting 623 00:35:00,340 --> 00:35:04,420 objects, and I can't stop and imagine what I would be. You start counting 624 00:35:04,420 --> 00:35:05,420 objects? 625 00:35:06,340 --> 00:35:07,460 I've never heard that. 626 00:35:08,120 --> 00:35:09,840 We'd lose you for the rest of your life. 627 00:35:10,860 --> 00:35:13,140 Exactly. Exactly. What is this? 628 00:35:14,840 --> 00:35:16,080 It's for a xylophone. 629 00:35:16,760 --> 00:35:18,340 Exactly. You figure it out. 630 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:20,120 It's intuitive, ultimately. 631 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:23,880 There's only one of those, so if you're okay, figure it out. 632 00:35:25,220 --> 00:35:32,040 This is actually, um... This is where the two apartments were combined. 633 00:35:32,480 --> 00:35:36,100 And you can just see that, because it's a little bit thicker there, that that's 634 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,240 where they, um... Where there used to be a... 635 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,480 Separation. A wall. Wall. Yeah. 636 00:35:43,020 --> 00:35:48,220 That was what they call a wall. The technical term is wall. We literally are 637 00:35:48,220 --> 00:35:51,960 just that much, so. Oh, right, because you guys are. Yeah. Yeah. So lucky. Huh. 638 00:35:52,660 --> 00:35:56,940 Well, so this is Maggie's room, and I actually did, I did all the sampling, 639 00:35:57,060 --> 00:36:00,060 and she's probably a little old for it now. I'm probably going to have to 640 00:36:00,060 --> 00:36:01,160 change it, but I. No, it's cute. 641 00:36:01,360 --> 00:36:02,360 Yeah. 642 00:36:03,180 --> 00:36:05,300 Yeah. The carpeting is. 643 00:36:05,640 --> 00:36:06,640 Oh. 644 00:36:06,860 --> 00:36:07,860 Wow. 645 00:36:08,140 --> 00:36:10,010 Oh. God, that's so good. 646 00:36:10,710 --> 00:36:15,810 Is that like Larry Fulton? Oh, no, no, no, no. That is me. 647 00:36:17,490 --> 00:36:18,490 You took it? 648 00:36:18,530 --> 00:36:19,288 Mm-hmm. 649 00:36:19,290 --> 00:36:20,290 Mm-hmm. 650 00:36:20,610 --> 00:36:22,170 Wow. Do you work as a photographer? 651 00:36:23,090 --> 00:36:24,090 No. 652 00:36:24,610 --> 00:36:28,970 No, I went to art school like a million years ago, and I got a degree I did 653 00:36:28,970 --> 00:36:30,970 literally nothing with, and that is from then. 654 00:36:31,470 --> 00:36:37,170 I mean, I think, you know, your creativity is all over in this place. I 655 00:36:37,170 --> 00:36:38,290 think you're really talented. 656 00:36:40,120 --> 00:36:41,120 Thank you. 657 00:36:41,620 --> 00:36:42,620 What about this? 658 00:36:43,200 --> 00:36:47,660 Oh, no, because that's the bedroom, which is... What's going on in here. 659 00:36:47,720 --> 00:36:52,520 Yeah. No, I know. I didn't... It's not part of the tour. 660 00:36:52,960 --> 00:36:54,240 It's a pretty important room. 661 00:36:54,480 --> 00:36:55,480 Yeah. 662 00:36:55,560 --> 00:37:00,540 Yeah. Yes, he's the fireman. He's really a fireman. Yeah. How long have you been 663 00:37:00,540 --> 00:37:01,540 with him? 664 00:37:03,040 --> 00:37:06,520 One year. A little less than one year. One year. That's it. 665 00:37:06,880 --> 00:37:07,880 Oh, wow. 666 00:37:08,200 --> 00:37:09,200 What about longer? 667 00:37:11,540 --> 00:37:13,140 I was married before. 668 00:37:14,100 --> 00:37:15,560 Really? Yeah. 669 00:37:16,000 --> 00:37:19,020 Interesting. How did you meet the fireman? 670 00:37:19,760 --> 00:37:21,240 He was my patient. 671 00:37:21,880 --> 00:37:23,420 He was your patient? 672 00:37:23,720 --> 00:37:25,720 And then you started dating him? 673 00:37:26,640 --> 00:37:30,920 Pina. This was Joe's parents' house. 674 00:37:31,700 --> 00:37:32,700 Oh, wow. 675 00:37:33,180 --> 00:37:34,240 He grew up here. 676 00:37:34,460 --> 00:37:37,880 He grew up here. Yeah, he was conceived right here. 677 00:37:38,820 --> 00:37:42,000 On this bed? No, no, no, different bed. Oh, good. Different mattress. 678 00:37:42,280 --> 00:37:48,500 Like parental fluid. A little bit too intimate, maybe. I mean, he hates people 679 00:37:48,500 --> 00:37:53,460 knowing this. Why? Because, I mean, we could never in a million years afford 680 00:37:53,460 --> 00:37:54,460 this place. 681 00:37:55,200 --> 00:37:58,940 No shame in that. Like, nobody in America can afford anything today. Yeah, 682 00:37:58,960 --> 00:37:59,960 but he really... 683 00:38:00,730 --> 00:38:03,850 It's a big crazy. Yeah, it's not a gift. 684 00:38:04,090 --> 00:38:10,210 I mean just well, that's what I think that make it make it positive, you know, 685 00:38:10,210 --> 00:38:16,450 I'd like to be grateful and Lean into it make it your own, you know, yeah so much 686 00:38:16,450 --> 00:38:20,310 pleasure in that. Yeah Yeah Can 687 00:38:20,310 --> 00:38:26,510 I do something sure 688 00:38:26,510 --> 00:38:28,990 I I have a 689 00:38:29,800 --> 00:38:33,560 I have a decision to make, and I feel like you might be able to help me make 690 00:38:33,560 --> 00:38:35,540 it. I mean, if I can, yeah. 691 00:38:37,160 --> 00:38:39,960 Wait, did you leave your husband for Hawk? Is that what happened? 692 00:38:40,460 --> 00:38:45,280 No, I didn't. That relationship was over when I met him. 693 00:38:49,720 --> 00:38:54,240 How did you know that it was over, if you don't mind me asking? 694 00:38:55,300 --> 00:38:59,280 We stopped having sex, then we stopped talking, then we were... 695 00:38:59,530 --> 00:39:00,530 Strangers. 696 00:39:01,810 --> 00:39:05,030 People forget that they deserve more. 697 00:39:05,830 --> 00:39:10,550 You know, they start living on mirajas, crumbs. 698 00:39:11,070 --> 00:39:12,070 Crumbs, yeah. 699 00:39:12,410 --> 00:39:15,270 Yeah, and I cannot live like that. I'd rather die. 700 00:39:15,790 --> 00:39:21,130 I think you really just have to listen to what is your heart kind of pulling 701 00:39:21,130 --> 00:39:25,410 you toward, what vision of yourself, you know. 702 00:39:26,520 --> 00:39:31,080 I mean, do you see yourself walking on a cold beach alone with the wind in your 703 00:39:31,080 --> 00:39:32,560 face and the clarity of that? 704 00:39:32,940 --> 00:39:39,120 Or sitting on a southern porch in the heat, holding hands and getting old? 705 00:39:42,780 --> 00:39:47,840 Or sitting in a Copenhagen cafe with a stranger? 706 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:51,620 I'd go with Copenhagen. 707 00:39:53,080 --> 00:39:54,200 I feel the same way. 708 00:39:54,540 --> 00:40:00,580 For the reason I knew that you would feel that. It seems so clear now that 709 00:40:00,580 --> 00:40:01,580 we're here looking at it. 710 00:40:02,220 --> 00:40:05,260 You're so right. It was right there the whole time. 711 00:40:05,500 --> 00:40:06,660 God, thank you. 712 00:40:06,880 --> 00:40:07,880 You didn't need me. 713 00:40:07,920 --> 00:40:09,520 I did, though. I did. I needed you. 714 00:40:09,760 --> 00:40:12,020 No, you just needed me. No, you wouldn't understand. It's been months of this. 715 00:40:12,180 --> 00:40:13,180 I've been tortured. 716 00:40:13,740 --> 00:40:16,060 You knew you just needed someone to tell you what you already knew. 717 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:17,300 Yeah. 718 00:40:17,580 --> 00:40:21,200 Joe just, he thinks they all look the same. Yeah. 719 00:40:22,350 --> 00:40:23,670 Is he colorblind? 720 00:40:24,230 --> 00:40:26,450 He might be. That man's name is Hawk. 721 00:40:27,510 --> 00:40:28,510 There's worse birds. 722 00:40:28,890 --> 00:40:29,890 Could have been worse. 723 00:40:30,330 --> 00:40:31,870 Just know that at the end of the day. 724 00:40:32,130 --> 00:40:35,570 Of all the birds, of all the birds, it's a pretty cool one. 725 00:40:48,419 --> 00:40:54,880 I grabbed a tank and I went back in and the dog was where they said it would be. 726 00:40:55,140 --> 00:40:58,520 And that's when I ran out of air because I had grabbed an empty tank. Oh God. 727 00:40:58,860 --> 00:40:59,860 Oh no. 728 00:40:59,880 --> 00:41:04,080 Yeah. So I just, I sucked a lot of smoke and I burned my lungs and my throat. 729 00:41:04,540 --> 00:41:05,540 Oh wow. 730 00:41:06,110 --> 00:41:08,550 Wow. And then it was time to quit. 731 00:41:08,810 --> 00:41:09,870 Yeah. Yeah. 732 00:41:10,190 --> 00:41:12,070 Yeah. But you know what? 733 00:41:13,090 --> 00:41:19,890 Life's been so expansive since then that I kind of can't 734 00:41:19,890 --> 00:41:21,890 believe that I did it as long as I did it. 735 00:41:23,230 --> 00:41:25,490 And now rugs. 736 00:41:26,290 --> 00:41:27,290 Rugs. Rugs. 737 00:41:27,470 --> 00:41:28,470 Yeah. 738 00:41:30,210 --> 00:41:34,450 I love them so much. I love them too. It's a problem. Yeah. 739 00:41:34,960 --> 00:41:39,180 Because I just want all of them. I want all. 740 00:41:39,560 --> 00:41:40,519 Around the rugs. 741 00:41:40,520 --> 00:41:41,520 Yeah. 742 00:41:44,780 --> 00:41:50,600 Have you got tequila? 743 00:41:51,780 --> 00:41:53,400 I do have tequila. 744 00:41:53,700 --> 00:41:54,860 Would you like some? Yeah. 745 00:41:55,540 --> 00:41:56,540 Okay, yeah. 746 00:41:57,040 --> 00:41:59,120 They're smoking a joint. We better catch up, right? 747 00:41:59,660 --> 00:42:00,660 Yeah. 748 00:42:03,690 --> 00:42:04,950 I'm stealing the bathroom real quick. 749 00:42:10,890 --> 00:42:14,290 But it's beautiful. 750 00:42:14,510 --> 00:42:17,370 Thanks. They're silly. They're old. They are beautiful. 751 00:42:17,670 --> 00:42:18,670 They are interesting. 752 00:42:19,390 --> 00:42:24,070 Yeah. Appreciate it. Do you have this one? Oh, wow. Nice. I have this one. 753 00:42:39,560 --> 00:42:41,640 Sorry, I wanted to take your time. 754 00:42:42,240 --> 00:42:43,620 It's like two in one. 755 00:42:44,360 --> 00:42:45,360 Yeah. 756 00:42:46,400 --> 00:42:47,400 Oh, wow. 757 00:42:47,580 --> 00:42:48,960 Okay, what is that? 758 00:42:49,380 --> 00:42:50,380 It's two birds. 759 00:42:50,800 --> 00:42:52,700 Pina and Hawk. Pina and Hawk. 760 00:42:52,920 --> 00:42:53,919 Look at that. 761 00:42:53,920 --> 00:42:54,920 That's nice. 762 00:42:55,080 --> 00:42:56,080 I like that. 763 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:03,960 So, when did you get them? When you were in that band? 764 00:43:04,200 --> 00:43:06,540 I did, yeah. Pretty old. A long time ago. 765 00:43:07,000 --> 00:43:08,540 20 years ago, maybe. 766 00:43:22,230 --> 00:43:23,490 That's, uh... Oh! 767 00:43:23,770 --> 00:43:24,770 Yeah. Wow. 768 00:43:24,810 --> 00:43:26,910 You know, um, you should replace this. 769 00:43:27,430 --> 00:43:28,430 It's really dangerous. 770 00:43:28,630 --> 00:43:33,470 This old single-pane stuff, it'll shatter with even a little bit of heat. 771 00:43:33,690 --> 00:43:38,950 Oh, there's no risk of that. This is a very cold apartment. There's not a lot 772 00:43:38,950 --> 00:43:41,010 of... There's not a lot of heat. 773 00:43:41,910 --> 00:43:42,910 You never know. 774 00:43:45,510 --> 00:43:47,310 Tequila. Tequila. Yes, tequila. 775 00:43:49,210 --> 00:43:51,270 Can you do something for me? 776 00:43:53,550 --> 00:43:54,630 I mean, probably, yeah. 777 00:43:55,550 --> 00:43:56,570 Please play something. 778 00:43:58,350 --> 00:44:01,010 Just one. I love music. Please. 779 00:44:05,030 --> 00:44:06,030 Please. 780 00:44:06,730 --> 00:44:12,890 I should check on Angela, make sure she didn't forget how to breathe. You know 781 00:44:12,890 --> 00:44:13,890 what I mean? 782 00:44:14,990 --> 00:44:16,530 Joe, how do you mean? 783 00:44:17,130 --> 00:44:18,049 They're new neighbors. 784 00:44:18,050 --> 00:44:20,130 Yeah, they're really cool, actually. 785 00:44:20,350 --> 00:44:25,190 Yeah, they make no small talk whatsoever in the elevator, so I like it. Oh, they 786 00:44:25,190 --> 00:44:26,930 do? I bet they do. That's shocking. 787 00:44:28,870 --> 00:44:30,190 Joe, put on some music! 788 00:44:30,610 --> 00:44:34,630 Yeah, we're putting it on. Yeah, what kind of music are you into, Hawk? 789 00:44:35,510 --> 00:44:36,710 What is Sade? 790 00:44:37,230 --> 00:44:38,510 She loves that. 791 00:44:39,170 --> 00:44:40,170 Sexy world. 792 00:44:52,450 --> 00:44:56,670 You don't know any jazz at all? Who doesn't love jazz? I really want to 793 00:44:56,670 --> 00:44:58,710 learn jazz. Where should I start? 794 00:44:59,170 --> 00:45:02,790 Miles Davis, John Coltrane, Dizzy Gillespie. Is Miles with the cheeks that 795 00:45:02,790 --> 00:45:05,830 go out? I feel like at this point in your life, you have to work harder to 796 00:45:05,830 --> 00:45:07,530 not know who Miles Davis is. 797 00:45:09,050 --> 00:45:11,790 Hey, literally, look what I just pulled. 798 00:45:12,030 --> 00:45:12,759 No, no, no. 799 00:45:12,760 --> 00:45:17,420 Oh, you have to play it. Play it. Can we play it? Just play it. One girl. Play 800 00:45:17,420 --> 00:45:19,360 it, play it. Come on, this is your love story right here. 801 00:45:19,640 --> 00:45:24,020 No, no, no, no. Just this one. Don't put it on. Come on. Don't put it on. Just 802 00:45:24,020 --> 00:45:27,720 give it a taste. Don't put it on. We've got the artist and we've got the girl. 803 00:45:29,880 --> 00:45:31,040 No? No. 804 00:45:32,640 --> 00:45:33,640 Hey, sorry. 805 00:45:36,360 --> 00:45:37,360 I'm sorry. 806 00:45:39,160 --> 00:45:40,160 You know what? 807 00:45:41,130 --> 00:45:43,810 We actually shouldn't listen to music right now because there's something I've 808 00:45:43,810 --> 00:45:44,910 been wanting to talk to you guys about. 809 00:45:45,110 --> 00:45:46,650 Oh, my God. You have to try this. 810 00:45:48,490 --> 00:45:49,790 Wow. Isn't that good? 811 00:45:50,030 --> 00:45:51,030 Oh, my God. 812 00:45:51,190 --> 00:45:52,129 It's incredible. 813 00:45:52,130 --> 00:45:54,710 I can't be objective, but my flan is the best. No, it's unbelievable. 814 00:45:54,990 --> 00:45:56,190 It's like a cookie crack. 815 00:45:56,590 --> 00:45:59,830 It's so good. It melts in your mouth. Yeah, it's so delicious. 816 00:46:00,310 --> 00:46:02,190 Anyway, when I was about to say... No, my God, have more. 817 00:46:02,910 --> 00:46:06,190 Second bite is when it really just settles in. 818 00:46:06,680 --> 00:46:11,160 slide down look anyway oh god it's got sauce it's got sauce in it i need to 819 00:46:11,160 --> 00:46:14,840 talk to you guys right should we do shots i think we should have a toast 820 00:46:14,840 --> 00:46:21,720 sure yeah i think shots for everybody thank you yeah anyway uh the noise 821 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:26,640 uh has been a thing that i think we want to apologize for it because it's been 822 00:46:26,640 --> 00:46:30,480 loud and it took longer took longer than we thought and you guys have been so 823 00:46:30,480 --> 00:46:33,960 kind and we just wanted to say thank you and 824 00:46:35,050 --> 00:46:41,130 you're so nice i i mean look we're all neighbors yeah and uh we really hello 825 00:46:41,130 --> 00:46:47,570 and we're just so happy that you invited us and grateful 826 00:46:47,570 --> 00:46:53,490 and and actually we also have something we wanted to talk to you about you also 827 00:46:53,490 --> 00:46:56,390 want to talk to us that's a funny coincidence we both have things we want 828 00:46:56,390 --> 00:47:00,310 to say to each other it's nothing bad nothing bad no i think something's on 829 00:47:00,760 --> 00:47:02,220 Joe's mine. I do have something to 830 00:47:02,220 --> 00:47:08,200 say. 831 00:47:10,240 --> 00:47:11,700 No, you first. 832 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:14,100 You are the guest. 833 00:47:14,800 --> 00:47:19,100 And you should go first. You guys go. And then I'll go right after. I don't 834 00:47:19,100 --> 00:47:20,100 care. It doesn't matter to me. 835 00:47:20,340 --> 00:47:23,100 All right. Well, we wanted to apologize. 836 00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:25,240 Yes. You wanted to apologize? 837 00:47:25,680 --> 00:47:26,680 Yeah. 838 00:47:27,100 --> 00:47:27,939 Yeah, for what? 839 00:47:27,940 --> 00:47:32,840 We feel we may have bothered you. Bothered us? In more than one occasion, 840 00:47:33,020 --> 00:47:34,640 actually. What? When? 841 00:47:35,940 --> 00:47:41,860 At night, usually, and specifically, and sometimes late in the night. What? 842 00:47:43,440 --> 00:47:44,840 When we have sex. 843 00:47:45,980 --> 00:47:47,660 You? Yes. 844 00:47:48,120 --> 00:47:52,880 We do have sex a lot. A lot, yeah. Yeah, I mean, yeah. 845 00:47:53,320 --> 00:47:54,320 And we... 846 00:47:54,750 --> 00:48:01,030 Really try to keep it down, but sometimes lately it's been really 847 00:48:01,030 --> 00:48:03,930 impossible not to lose control. 848 00:48:04,130 --> 00:48:05,130 Even for a fireman? 849 00:48:05,330 --> 00:48:06,950 A firefighter. Firefighter. 850 00:48:07,850 --> 00:48:13,230 We know we've been too loud, and we know it was intrusive, and we're sorry, and 851 00:48:13,230 --> 00:48:16,050 we're going to be more conscientious. 852 00:48:16,830 --> 00:48:17,749 Better neighbors. 853 00:48:17,750 --> 00:48:21,650 Oh, my God, no. You guys don't have that. No, we have not heard anything, 854 00:48:21,850 --> 00:48:23,310 honestly. We haven't heard anything. 855 00:48:23,790 --> 00:48:25,830 It hasn't even... What? 856 00:48:26,090 --> 00:48:27,930 Right, Joe? We haven't heard anything. 857 00:48:28,570 --> 00:48:29,570 Right? 858 00:48:36,230 --> 00:48:41,590 No, we actually haven't heard anything, so no need to apologize. I sleep like a 859 00:48:41,590 --> 00:48:42,710 log, you know? A log. 860 00:48:43,010 --> 00:48:44,010 Yeah. 861 00:48:45,430 --> 00:48:46,430 Joe. What? 862 00:48:51,060 --> 00:48:52,060 Yes? Joe. 863 00:48:52,820 --> 00:48:54,220 What? What? 864 00:48:58,460 --> 00:48:59,980 Great. Great. Joe. 865 00:49:00,400 --> 00:49:01,780 What? Don't lie. 866 00:49:02,120 --> 00:49:05,780 I'm not lying. Joe, you've been telling the truth all night. I love when you 867 00:49:05,780 --> 00:49:06,618 tell the truth. 868 00:49:06,620 --> 00:49:07,620 I love it. 869 00:49:07,900 --> 00:49:09,360 Great. Tell the truth. I'm telling the truth. 870 00:49:09,620 --> 00:49:11,820 What do you want from me? You're not telling the truth. I am telling the 871 00:49:11,820 --> 00:49:12,820 truth. Joe. 872 00:49:12,940 --> 00:49:13,940 What? 873 00:49:14,400 --> 00:49:15,319 We know. 874 00:49:15,320 --> 00:49:19,720 It bothers me. It doesn't bother me. It doesn't. Look, don't. I hate to burst 875 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:22,580 your bubble. Maybe your sex isn't as explosive as you think it is, because 876 00:49:22,580 --> 00:49:23,580 I've never heard it, OK? 877 00:49:23,860 --> 00:49:28,300 Joe, you know, you knocked on our door the other night. 878 00:49:28,580 --> 00:49:31,420 Joe, you were pounding on our door. 879 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700 No, I didn't. 880 00:49:32,740 --> 00:49:33,738 We saw you. 881 00:49:33,740 --> 00:49:34,880 We have a ring camera. 882 00:49:35,980 --> 00:49:38,540 No. No, you don't. It's hidden. Where? 883 00:49:38,900 --> 00:49:39,900 Our media. 884 00:49:40,000 --> 00:49:41,000 What's a media? 885 00:49:42,140 --> 00:49:44,040 They don't make that. It's a ring people. 886 00:49:44,300 --> 00:49:46,040 That's not a thing. It's a new thing. 887 00:49:46,580 --> 00:49:47,640 When did that come out? 888 00:49:48,620 --> 00:49:49,620 Show him. 889 00:49:50,400 --> 00:49:53,480 Show him. Do you want to see it? I don't need to see it because it's not real. 890 00:49:53,720 --> 00:49:58,080 Through the app to our phone. And, you know, it flags it if it sends us 891 00:49:58,080 --> 00:50:03,040 aggression. And so it spooked us at first. But look, there. There he comes. 892 00:50:04,080 --> 00:50:08,060 Maybe it's grainy footage and you think it's me, but it's not me. Okay? I didn't 893 00:50:08,060 --> 00:50:08,618 do it. 894 00:50:08,620 --> 00:50:10,960 Maybe it's someone who looks like me, but it's not. Oh, shit. 895 00:50:11,230 --> 00:50:12,230 Yeah. 896 00:50:13,010 --> 00:50:14,010 Sorry, Joe. 897 00:50:14,110 --> 00:50:15,110 See, now he's walking. 898 00:50:15,190 --> 00:50:19,470 He almost walked away, but... You can turn him off. I can't believe you. I 899 00:50:19,470 --> 00:50:20,470 cannot believe you. 900 00:50:20,570 --> 00:50:21,570 No, but it's good. 901 00:50:21,730 --> 00:50:27,550 You were so polite that you stopped to even listen closely. What are you doing? 902 00:50:28,330 --> 00:50:29,370 But then... 903 00:50:30,299 --> 00:50:31,620 Oh, my God. Joe. 904 00:50:31,900 --> 00:50:36,460 We come on the packages in the hall. Oh, my God. You broke an arm. Oh, my God. 905 00:50:36,540 --> 00:50:39,600 Joe. Full of bruises. Just turn it off. Turn it. Look. 906 00:50:39,800 --> 00:50:41,060 Okay. You know what? Yes. 907 00:50:41,340 --> 00:50:46,020 Yes. I banged on your door because you people are fucking like monsters over 908 00:50:46,020 --> 00:50:46,999 there. What are you doing? 909 00:50:47,000 --> 00:50:48,000 What are you trying to prove? 910 00:50:48,220 --> 00:50:49,920 Are you trying to win a contest or something? 911 00:50:50,160 --> 00:50:54,190 It's incredibly inconsiderate. What are you doing? Don't say that. Don't speak 912 00:50:54,190 --> 00:50:55,190 to them that way. 913 00:50:55,470 --> 00:50:59,430 Our daughter can hear it. Did you know that? She can hear it. And I can tell 914 00:50:59,430 --> 00:51:03,210 you're moving furniture up there, and she knows it's not true. She's on to me. 915 00:51:03,390 --> 00:51:09,150 We spend so much time and energy talking about your fucking orgasms. It's 916 00:51:09,150 --> 00:51:10,150 ridiculous. 917 00:51:11,390 --> 00:51:16,190 You talk about my orgasms? Yes, but not as a bad thing. They're not bad. They're 918 00:51:16,190 --> 00:51:17,190 great. I love them. 919 00:51:18,190 --> 00:51:21,430 Really? You love my orgasms? I do. 920 00:51:21,850 --> 00:51:24,550 I love them. She really does. I do. I love them. I think they're great. 921 00:51:24,550 --> 00:51:28,070 They're amazing. She especially likes the growl. Are you the growl, Pina? 922 00:51:28,090 --> 00:51:29,430 Because she loves the growl. 923 00:51:29,810 --> 00:51:31,950 No, no. No, Pina's not a growler. 924 00:51:33,070 --> 00:51:36,110 Oh, you're... You're the growler? 925 00:51:36,730 --> 00:51:37,730 No. 926 00:51:38,590 --> 00:51:39,610 Uh... It's Vanessa. 927 00:51:40,790 --> 00:51:42,870 Vanessa is the growler. 928 00:51:43,710 --> 00:51:44,710 Vanessa? 929 00:51:46,110 --> 00:51:48,630 Vanessa... Wait, who's Vanessa? 930 00:51:49,080 --> 00:51:53,780 A friend. Oh, yeah. Kai's a pretty big guy, and he does breathe heavily. That 931 00:51:53,780 --> 00:51:57,920 could be what you're calling animalistic noises. 932 00:51:58,400 --> 00:51:59,400 Kai. 933 00:52:00,080 --> 00:52:01,080 Who's Kai? 934 00:52:01,140 --> 00:52:03,060 I'm not his friend. Oh, Kai's another friend. 935 00:52:03,520 --> 00:52:04,520 Vanessa and Kai. 936 00:52:04,660 --> 00:52:09,680 Vanessa lives in Nevada City with Kai. Are you fucking with us right now? Is 937 00:52:09,680 --> 00:52:12,140 this a joke? Are you guys fucking around with us? Is this when you're whispering 938 00:52:12,140 --> 00:52:12,859 to each other? 939 00:52:12,860 --> 00:52:13,860 No, 940 00:52:14,120 --> 00:52:18,080 we know you are upset, and you have every right to be. 941 00:52:18,510 --> 00:52:22,730 We've had a few parties. Things have gotten a little more crazy. 942 00:52:23,010 --> 00:52:24,010 Out of hand. 943 00:52:24,590 --> 00:52:28,150 Parties, like cocktail parties. What are you talking about? 944 00:52:29,330 --> 00:52:30,970 Parties. Sex parties. Oh. 945 00:52:31,490 --> 00:52:32,510 Sex parties. 946 00:52:32,870 --> 00:52:35,770 Right, that's like a... Parties where people... Have sex. 947 00:52:36,270 --> 00:52:37,670 Have sex with each other. Sex. 948 00:52:38,150 --> 00:52:42,090 I think that's the commonly understood... Yeah. 949 00:52:42,430 --> 00:52:45,930 Definition. The only one I can think of, honestly. I can't think of another one. 950 00:52:46,090 --> 00:52:46,749 I mean... 951 00:52:46,750 --> 00:52:48,350 And we really apologize. 952 00:52:48,710 --> 00:52:53,410 No, what? No, you don't have to... That's not... No, we're not judging. 953 00:52:53,690 --> 00:52:56,050 That's... You don't... Tell her that J. 954 00:52:56,610 --> 00:52:57,468 That J? 955 00:52:57,470 --> 00:53:01,650 The J you were... Did you leave that in there? It is in my office. 956 00:53:02,050 --> 00:53:03,410 You want me to get... Okay, I'll help you. Yeah, why don't you come with me 957 00:53:03,410 --> 00:53:05,190 to... Yeah, no problem. Yeah. 958 00:53:34,610 --> 00:53:36,830 Hello we good, yeah 959 00:53:38,299 --> 00:53:40,580 Sex party. Yeah, the sex party. Really? 960 00:53:40,920 --> 00:53:44,360 Paint a picture. Disclose what you will about this. What do you want to know? 961 00:53:44,460 --> 00:53:46,140 Whatever you want to tell us, yeah. 962 00:53:47,160 --> 00:53:49,020 They started recently. 963 00:53:49,240 --> 00:53:51,720 Oh, it's a recent development. 964 00:53:52,180 --> 00:53:57,220 The noise uptick probably came because once we started bringing people in, our 965 00:53:57,220 --> 00:53:59,540 bedroom was too small, so we moved into the living room. 966 00:53:59,780 --> 00:54:03,060 Overflow. I got it. That's why this sound kind of reverberates through the 967 00:54:03,060 --> 00:54:05,240 apartment. Wait, can it happen just right on the floor? 968 00:54:05,560 --> 00:54:06,560 No. 969 00:54:07,430 --> 00:54:10,290 Furniture. Sofas. Rugs. That's why you're sewing a rug. 970 00:54:10,590 --> 00:54:13,190 You love a rug. I love this for different reasons. 971 00:54:13,470 --> 00:54:16,450 No, actually. That's why you have a close relationship with them. This 972 00:54:16,450 --> 00:54:19,410 beauty would be pretty uncomfortable. Yeah, you'd need a higher pile, I 973 00:54:19,410 --> 00:54:20,510 imagine. Okay, wait. 974 00:54:20,970 --> 00:54:22,930 More. So, how... 975 00:54:23,400 --> 00:54:27,280 How does it work? Like, how do you get invited? Or do you invite people? Maybe 976 00:54:27,280 --> 00:54:31,160 there's no rule. Are there rules? And can anyone do anything to anyone? 977 00:54:31,420 --> 00:54:35,620 Is it a free-for-all? For starters, you've got to have consent, obviously. 978 00:54:35,760 --> 00:54:40,520 And the connection has to be about joy, about expansion. 979 00:54:40,740 --> 00:54:44,780 It can never be about anger, never about revenge. 980 00:54:45,380 --> 00:54:46,158 And patience. 981 00:54:46,160 --> 00:54:49,360 Patience. Because, you know, some people, they've got to find their own 982 00:54:49,360 --> 00:54:50,400 entry point. Entry point. 983 00:54:52,120 --> 00:54:57,920 did it begin yeah yeah like take us back yeah what's day one of this like i've 984 00:54:57,920 --> 00:55:04,220 always been bi curious for me the pleasure i get from being with a woman 985 00:55:04,220 --> 00:55:11,000 is different yeah me too right and then kai and 986 00:55:11,000 --> 00:55:17,040 valerie vanessa were you guys friends or did you did you meet on an app We're 987 00:55:17,040 --> 00:55:18,520 pretty negative on the app. Really? 988 00:55:18,860 --> 00:55:20,080 Interesting. Yeah, 989 00:55:21,220 --> 00:55:24,660 it's impersonal. You don't want to gamify. 990 00:55:25,080 --> 00:55:29,940 We like to meet people in person, like eye to eye, like organic, real 991 00:55:29,940 --> 00:55:30,940 connection. 992 00:55:31,470 --> 00:55:32,750 You know, and there are conventions. 993 00:55:33,090 --> 00:55:33,709 Oh, yes. 994 00:55:33,710 --> 00:55:36,870 That's good because you do. You need rules. You need some boundaries. 995 00:55:37,350 --> 00:55:40,010 No, no. I mean, there are actual conventions. 996 00:55:40,290 --> 00:55:41,610 Oh, wow. Like an assembly? 997 00:55:42,070 --> 00:55:43,049 Yes. Oh, wow. 998 00:55:43,050 --> 00:55:44,050 Conventions are very easy. 999 00:55:45,190 --> 00:55:46,590 They also offer you a menu. 1000 00:55:46,950 --> 00:55:48,090 Oh, a menu. 1001 00:55:48,310 --> 00:55:49,310 A menu. 1002 00:55:49,430 --> 00:55:51,510 Things you're into. That's good. I like it. It's organized. 1003 00:55:51,750 --> 00:55:53,370 I like a menu. You do love a menu. 1004 00:55:53,590 --> 00:55:54,189 That's great. 1005 00:55:54,190 --> 00:55:58,610 So when you engage with someone, you already know what they want. They have 1006 00:55:58,610 --> 00:56:00,350 already set their preferences in advance. 1007 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:04,160 It's like Below Deck. Yeah, it's like a preference sheet on Below Deck. Yeah. 1008 00:56:04,440 --> 00:56:08,020 It's a reality show. It's not. But you're just speaking our language. We 1009 00:56:08,020 --> 00:56:13,520 get it. We get it now. Honestly, I think maybe the best thing about group sex is 1010 00:56:13,520 --> 00:56:17,100 it forces total clarity of communication. 1011 00:56:17,500 --> 00:56:18,820 Not the best thing, I wouldn't imagine. 1012 00:56:19,400 --> 00:56:22,220 But the clear communication. The sex is probably better, yeah. But the fucking 1013 00:56:22,220 --> 00:56:24,000 is probably... What happens if no one... 1014 00:56:24,220 --> 00:56:28,020 picks you it's like yeah it's like gym class you get chosen last you got a jerk 1015 00:56:28,020 --> 00:56:31,920 off alone in the corner or something i feel like that'd be me no don't worry 1016 00:56:31,920 --> 00:56:37,680 you would be chosen yeah very nice but yeah how does that work no no no one 1017 00:56:37,680 --> 00:56:43,540 gets excluded you know i mean obviously anyone's free to watch or they don't 1018 00:56:43,540 --> 00:56:44,760 want to participate but 1019 00:56:45,890 --> 00:56:50,490 Jealousy. You don't get jealous? There's no jealousy. I think jealousy is a 1020 00:56:50,490 --> 00:56:54,570 natural animalistic instinct, but you have to replace it. We practice 1021 00:56:54,570 --> 00:56:57,810 compersion. Compersion. Compersion. Compersion. 1022 00:56:59,090 --> 00:57:03,650 Compersion. Compersion is all about finding joy in the joy of others. 1023 00:57:03,890 --> 00:57:08,050 Wow, that would be great. Hard to wrap your head around. And for me, there's 1024 00:57:08,050 --> 00:57:11,990 nothing better than watching my partner in the hands of another. 1025 00:57:12,350 --> 00:57:13,350 Wow. 1026 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:15,070 Beautiful. 1027 00:57:15,660 --> 00:57:16,660 Oh, God. 1028 00:57:17,500 --> 00:57:18,500 That's nice. 1029 00:57:19,060 --> 00:57:20,060 Super nice. 1030 00:57:20,080 --> 00:57:23,580 Wow. So healthy. Very, yes. I feel healthy just seeing it. 1031 00:57:23,840 --> 00:57:27,680 That's really, that's, and you know, I love this. I love that it's you and your 1032 00:57:27,680 --> 00:57:31,080 friends. It's just like the four of you get together. Four is such a good 1033 00:57:31,080 --> 00:57:32,760 number. Yeah. Yeah, it's round. 1034 00:57:33,780 --> 00:57:35,680 Sometimes. No more than six. 1035 00:57:36,000 --> 00:57:39,960 Six? Six people? Six is a lot. Yeah. That's why it's so loud up there. Yeah. 1036 00:57:40,580 --> 00:57:42,180 Six. Yeah. We could go. 1037 00:57:43,230 --> 00:57:46,990 Bigger last weekend. That doesn't count because it was a special occasion. 1038 00:57:47,330 --> 00:57:48,330 It was Vanessa's birthday. 1039 00:57:48,670 --> 00:57:51,870 Well, a birthday is a birthday. Yeah, got to celebrate the good things in 1040 00:57:51,870 --> 00:57:56,030 life, I guess, right? Yeah, and she wanted to have ten people. Ten people? 1041 00:57:56,070 --> 00:57:58,390 Are you fucking kidding me? Holy shit. 1042 00:57:58,610 --> 00:57:59,750 Oh, my God. 1043 00:58:00,130 --> 00:58:02,370 Ten? We rented a house in Bolina. Oh, nice. 1044 00:58:02,710 --> 00:58:04,090 Very lovely, yeah. 1045 00:58:04,330 --> 00:58:05,530 We were so energized. 1046 00:58:05,870 --> 00:58:07,610 You know, you feel superhuman. 1047 00:58:08,410 --> 00:58:12,050 Honestly, it wasn't for me the best. It was the best. 1048 00:58:12,330 --> 00:58:14,830 The experience that we've had. It really was. God. 1049 00:58:15,050 --> 00:58:16,050 I bought you. 1050 00:58:16,590 --> 00:58:18,090 Vanessa must be great. 1051 00:58:18,350 --> 00:58:23,350 Yeah. Is she just like, I'm imagining just like a ball of youthful energy. Is 1052 00:58:23,350 --> 00:58:26,310 she just like young? No, Vanessa's very mature. She's old. 1053 00:58:26,770 --> 00:58:28,010 No, I wouldn't say that. 1054 00:58:28,330 --> 00:58:30,430 That means she's really old. You don't know. 1055 00:58:31,630 --> 00:58:34,750 An older. Next time you're in there, count the rings. 1056 00:58:35,090 --> 00:58:38,990 A veteran in our group. She's the most experienced person in our. 1057 00:58:39,190 --> 00:58:40,190 An oldie but a goodie. 1058 00:58:40,480 --> 00:58:42,320 I've learned so much from that woman. 1059 00:58:42,680 --> 00:58:46,480 She knows everything about the depth of tantric sex. 1060 00:58:46,700 --> 00:58:48,460 Oh. Not jizzing. Wow. 1061 00:58:48,760 --> 00:58:49,359 Like sting. 1062 00:58:49,360 --> 00:58:53,660 She got me to hold on to my chi. Wow. She pushed us into anal. She pushed you 1063 00:58:53,660 --> 00:58:55,040 into anal? Into anal. 1064 00:58:55,440 --> 00:58:57,020 It's not for everybody, but... 1065 00:58:57,290 --> 00:59:01,070 Hope she pushed you gently. We did really like it. I do love anal. Yeah, 1066 00:59:01,090 --> 00:59:03,710 who doesn't? Who doesn't love anal? Holidays, weekends. 1067 00:59:03,950 --> 00:59:04,950 Special occasions. 1068 00:59:04,970 --> 00:59:06,670 Yeah. But I love giving it. 1069 00:59:07,110 --> 00:59:12,790 Oh. And I don't want to speak for him, but he loves receiving it. Oh. 1070 00:59:13,030 --> 00:59:15,490 I actually really do. I get a lot of value out of it. 1071 00:59:16,250 --> 00:59:17,250 Pegging. 1072 00:59:17,390 --> 00:59:18,990 Podcast. That's what that is, right? 1073 00:59:19,610 --> 00:59:21,050 You wear a strap. 1074 00:59:21,510 --> 00:59:22,890 Oh, wow. Cool. 1075 00:59:23,350 --> 00:59:25,090 Vanessa liked the handheld device. 1076 00:59:25,600 --> 00:59:27,920 Wow. But it's not really about penetration. 1077 00:59:28,320 --> 00:59:31,120 I mean, it is a little. No, it's not really about penetration. It's about 1078 00:59:31,120 --> 00:59:35,080 surrender. Oh. Yeah, you just got to surrender that body. Yeah, surrender 1079 00:59:35,080 --> 00:59:35,779 that body. 1080 00:59:35,780 --> 00:59:39,880 Just give it. Because sex is not a thing you do. It's a place you go. 1081 00:59:40,160 --> 00:59:41,500 It's the place Hawks butthole. 1082 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:44,020 Sometimes. On birthdays. 1083 00:59:44,240 --> 00:59:48,600 Wow. I think it's cool because anyone who has a fantasy can just order it. The 1084 00:59:48,600 --> 00:59:52,920 menu is amazing. You've got bondage, you've got role-playing, you've got... 1085 00:59:52,920 --> 00:59:55,240 DP have... DP. 1086 00:59:55,640 --> 00:59:56,640 DP. 1087 00:59:57,160 --> 01:00:00,860 Double penetration, right? I mean, I'm assuming... Is that not... It's on the 1088 01:00:00,860 --> 01:00:02,480 menu. I don't do that. No. 1089 01:00:02,920 --> 01:00:07,660 We don't, we... Porn tropes don't tend to be our group's thing, but it is on 1090 01:00:07,660 --> 01:00:10,520 the menu. Don't want to be tropey. Hey, it's on the menu. Yeah, I mean... 1091 01:00:10,910 --> 01:00:11,910 It's on the menu. 1092 01:00:12,050 --> 01:00:15,290 I'm just saying. We don't have to judge it. It's something that some people 1093 01:00:15,290 --> 01:00:16,490 might not have on there. I'm just saying. 1094 01:00:16,890 --> 01:00:17,868 Double penetration. 1095 01:00:17,870 --> 01:00:18,428 Double penetration. 1096 01:00:18,430 --> 01:00:20,890 You were listing other stuff. You're a fireman who likes to be pegged. 1097 01:00:21,790 --> 01:00:24,510 Firefighter. Firefighter. He loves to be pegged. 1098 01:00:25,410 --> 01:00:26,410 So fair point. 1099 01:00:26,530 --> 01:00:28,210 Fair point. Yes. I'm just, yeah. 1100 01:00:28,850 --> 01:00:34,130 Honestly, like, this is not how I was expecting this to go. 1101 01:00:34,450 --> 01:00:39,630 And I honestly feel like I have much more insight into what. 1102 01:00:40,110 --> 01:00:44,270 the fuck is going on up there and i feel better about it because it's not you 1103 01:00:44,270 --> 01:00:47,570 know you're running the mill married people sex i guess there's something it 1104 01:00:47,570 --> 01:00:51,730 is something exceptional happening above our heads and thank you thank you for 1105 01:00:51,730 --> 01:00:54,010 telling us and i guess ultimately just 1106 01:00:54,960 --> 01:00:57,760 You know, maybe try to keep it down. If you have another big birthday or 1107 01:00:57,760 --> 01:01:01,960 holiday, Arbor Day, maybe go to Bolinas again. We want to get an Airbnb. 1108 01:01:02,500 --> 01:01:04,860 Thank you for being so understanding and accepting. 1109 01:01:06,780 --> 01:01:10,080 We are accepting. My new friend. 1110 01:01:11,180 --> 01:01:12,180 Thank you. 1111 01:01:14,620 --> 01:01:16,400 Yeah, it's very sweet. I love this. 1112 01:01:16,640 --> 01:01:20,320 This is so lovely. I know we haven't hung out a lot, but you guys have seemed 1113 01:01:20,320 --> 01:01:24,020 cool and progressive. We are, yeah. I mean, I'm an independent, technically. 1114 01:01:25,080 --> 01:01:28,760 Not like the Yadavians. No, we're not. They're a single penetration. 1115 01:01:30,280 --> 01:01:32,820 Not at all. Yeah, exactly. 1116 01:01:33,680 --> 01:01:37,100 You guys, when you stop fighting, you're really funny. We are. 1117 01:01:37,820 --> 01:01:38,960 Pretty chill. 1118 01:01:39,200 --> 01:01:42,260 I knew Angela was cool, but so I didn't. 1119 01:01:42,540 --> 01:01:43,439 I wasn't sure. 1120 01:01:43,440 --> 01:01:44,780 I'm getting to hang out now. 1121 01:01:45,100 --> 01:01:49,740 I don't know. I really appreciate it. She was so cool. What? Because I'm cool. 1122 01:01:49,840 --> 01:01:52,340 Oh, yeah. I'm cool. Look at this. Look at this. 1123 01:01:53,360 --> 01:01:57,140 And the window thing. She knows I'm cool. The what? The window thing? 1124 01:01:58,200 --> 01:02:02,760 What window thing? No. What window thing? What window thing are you talking 1125 01:02:02,760 --> 01:02:08,460 about? Angela likes to be looked at naked in the window sometimes. 1126 01:02:11,530 --> 01:02:12,550 You've seen my wife naked? 1127 01:02:13,170 --> 01:02:14,290 No, not in person. 1128 01:02:14,830 --> 01:02:19,870 Not in person. She likes to walk around through the window. 1129 01:02:20,570 --> 01:02:21,570 Just through the window. 1130 01:02:22,610 --> 01:02:25,830 With a little cute Richard. 1131 01:02:41,540 --> 01:02:42,660 What is he talking about, Angela? 1132 01:02:43,060 --> 01:02:45,380 What is he talking about? I think nothing. Tell me what he's talking 1133 01:02:45,380 --> 01:02:51,060 about. That might have happened like once by accident. I don't... I mean, it 1134 01:02:51,060 --> 01:02:54,260 happened more than once, but... We're on the street as it was more than once. 1135 01:02:55,080 --> 01:02:58,400 Is this a big deal? Why do I feel like everyone knows something here except for 1136 01:02:58,400 --> 01:02:59,400 me? 1137 01:03:00,160 --> 01:03:03,140 I want you to come here and explain to me what the fuck is going on, please. 1138 01:03:05,359 --> 01:03:08,000 You want me to explain? I would love that. I will explain myself. 1139 01:03:08,240 --> 01:03:09,138 Please do. 1140 01:03:09,140 --> 01:03:11,460 The first time I was coming out of the shower. The first time. 1141 01:03:11,690 --> 01:03:13,070 I was nude. Yeah. 1142 01:03:13,330 --> 01:03:18,470 And I was on my way to the living room. Why? And I looked up, and he saw me, and 1143 01:03:18,470 --> 01:03:22,510 I saw him seeing me, and then I kept going. That is exactly what happened. 1144 01:03:22,510 --> 01:03:25,970 Will you shut the fuck up, Hawkins? And then since then, after I shower, I walk 1145 01:03:25,970 --> 01:03:30,310 past knowing that he might be watching me. Yes, that's right. A little ritual 1146 01:03:30,310 --> 01:03:33,370 you guys have together? Yes, it is. In fact, it is. It is like a little ritual 1147 01:03:33,370 --> 01:03:37,270 that I actually enjoy because it makes me feel good. Because I do, in fact, 1148 01:03:37,310 --> 01:03:40,570 like to be looked at naked, Joe. Is that okay? Is there a problem? No, it's not 1149 01:03:40,570 --> 01:03:41,990 okay. Why would that be okay? 1150 01:03:42,290 --> 01:03:45,430 It's not like I'm looking him in the eyes. I've never made eye contact. No, 1151 01:03:45,430 --> 01:03:48,370 never once. Who gives a fuck? What does that have to do with anything? 1152 01:03:48,750 --> 01:03:53,450 That is a huge deal. No, it isn't. I don't care about that at all. Do you 1153 01:03:53,450 --> 01:03:54,348 even care? 1154 01:03:54,350 --> 01:03:55,910 You barely look at me. 1155 01:03:56,380 --> 01:04:01,200 understand why you're upset so this is somehow my fault that's fucking crazy 1156 01:04:01,200 --> 01:04:04,820 that's why you don't want signs on the window so the fireman can see your 1157 01:04:04,820 --> 01:04:11,200 fucking tits this is fucked angela joe he's not fucked he's not how is this not 1158 01:04:11,200 --> 01:04:14,540 fucked please enlighten me and say how this isn't fucked i think what she's 1159 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:18,820 doing is great it's actually very helpful for whom for her and for us 1160 01:04:18,820 --> 01:04:24,670 women you know how many women let go of their erotic aspirations for good You 1161 01:04:24,670 --> 01:04:27,610 know how difficult it is what she's doing that she's trying to connect with 1162 01:04:27,610 --> 01:04:30,850 that part that she has lost. Good for you. Thank you. Bravo. Great work. 1163 01:04:31,050 --> 01:04:34,130 Very important work. It is important. I hope you get a fucking Pulitzer for this 1164 01:04:34,130 --> 01:04:35,210 shit. It is important. 1165 01:04:35,430 --> 01:04:38,630 Yeah? Yes. What do we all want? Be honest. To desire. 1166 01:04:38,850 --> 01:04:39,850 To be desired. 1167 01:04:41,410 --> 01:04:45,650 Maybe that's why you look at my boobs in the elevator every time I see you. Oh, 1168 01:04:45,650 --> 01:04:50,630 really? Joe looks at your boobs in the elevator. I'm so sorry, Peanut. No. 1169 01:04:50,770 --> 01:04:51,770 Really, Joe? 1170 01:04:52,060 --> 01:04:56,000 Wow. He thinks I don't notice, but I do. It's like a little game we have, right? 1171 01:04:56,280 --> 01:04:59,800 Such a fucking hypocrite. I don't... I don't... They're out there sometimes. 1172 01:04:59,920 --> 01:05:02,500 I'm sorry. I don't mean to be weird. They're hard not to see. Let me ask you 1173 01:05:02,500 --> 01:05:06,920 something. When you look at my boobs, do they seem... My boobs. 1174 01:05:07,780 --> 01:05:09,820 Do they seem out of reach to you? 1175 01:05:10,140 --> 01:05:14,260 No. It's a small elevator. I could just grab them if I wanted. I would never... 1176 01:05:14,260 --> 01:05:14,859 What are you asking? 1177 01:05:14,860 --> 01:05:15,860 What are you asking? 1178 01:05:16,880 --> 01:05:20,800 Do you feel worthy of desiring them? 1179 01:05:22,570 --> 01:05:25,370 I've never thought about that for one fucking second. 1180 01:05:25,770 --> 01:05:26,890 Do me a favor. 1181 01:05:27,560 --> 01:05:30,880 Please look at my books right now. What is happening right now? Look at them. I 1182 01:05:30,880 --> 01:05:35,740 don't want to right now. I have to look. Look at them. I don't want to look at 1183 01:05:35,740 --> 01:05:37,480 them right now. Don't be rude. Look, it's fine. 1184 01:05:37,720 --> 01:05:42,140 It's fine. Don't be rude. Look at them. I don't want to look at them. Why are 1185 01:05:42,140 --> 01:05:44,120 you all teaming up on me, for God's sakes? 1186 01:05:44,480 --> 01:05:48,540 Look, I'm not a sicko like you. I don't need to look at another man's wife's 1187 01:05:48,540 --> 01:05:52,320 fucking tits to jerk off to, okay? I'm normal. Who's doing that? 1188 01:05:52,560 --> 01:05:53,560 You're doing that. Who? 1189 01:05:53,720 --> 01:05:56,900 You. When? Every morning, apparently. What? No. 1190 01:05:57,500 --> 01:06:03,700 I make love to Pina. I tell her about Angela when I see her, and she likes it. 1191 01:06:04,620 --> 01:06:10,640 It's our thing. You guys talk about me when you're... 1192 01:06:10,640 --> 01:06:13,080 Yes, my love, of course we do. 1193 01:06:13,340 --> 01:06:14,340 Yeah. 1194 01:06:15,300 --> 01:06:16,300 Really? 1195 01:06:17,960 --> 01:06:18,960 A lot. 1196 01:06:19,620 --> 01:06:22,500 Wow. I see what's happening right now, Angela. 1197 01:06:22,760 --> 01:06:24,500 What? This whole thing was a setup. 1198 01:06:24,940 --> 01:06:27,940 You planned this whole fucking thing right now. What the fuck are you talking 1199 01:06:27,940 --> 01:06:31,180 about? Holy shit, the cheese, the souffle, and the meat. You didn't tell 1200 01:06:31,180 --> 01:06:34,560 me they were coming. You were trying to have a threesome with these people. You 1201 01:06:34,560 --> 01:06:38,140 knew they were fucking other people up there, and you planned this whole thing. 1202 01:06:38,520 --> 01:06:41,520 This is fucking crazy, even for you, Angela. 1203 01:06:41,880 --> 01:06:42,738 What the fuck, Joe? 1204 01:06:42,740 --> 01:06:45,740 I was just trying to have a nice night with the fucking wine and cheese. What 1205 01:06:45,740 --> 01:06:49,100 are you talking about? You want to all fuck each other. You've been plotting 1206 01:06:49,100 --> 01:06:50,720 this whole thing behind my back. 1207 01:06:50,980 --> 01:06:52,320 Stop laughing at me. 1208 01:06:52,580 --> 01:06:53,580 Joe. Joe. 1209 01:06:53,600 --> 01:06:54,740 Joe. What? 1210 01:06:55,020 --> 01:06:57,820 That is not what has been happening. No? Then what? 1211 01:06:58,060 --> 01:07:01,860 No, of course not. Did we ever talk to Angela about this? Never. Never. No. 1212 01:07:02,320 --> 01:07:08,840 I mean, it is sort of why we came down here, but... Gracias. 1213 01:07:10,540 --> 01:07:13,360 Do not speak Spanish. 1214 01:07:14,160 --> 01:07:15,160 Stop it. 1215 01:07:15,200 --> 01:07:16,200 Oh, de acuerdo. 1216 01:07:16,500 --> 01:07:19,000 Okay. Stop speaking Spanish! 1217 01:07:19,980 --> 01:07:21,300 Okay, okay. 1218 01:07:21,540 --> 01:07:22,540 Listo. Okay. 1219 01:07:24,450 --> 01:07:30,690 Joe, Angela, we did come down here tonight to invite you. 1220 01:07:32,070 --> 01:07:34,010 Invite us? To join us. 1221 01:07:35,650 --> 01:07:38,070 Join you for? For sex. 1222 01:07:38,310 --> 01:07:39,310 Sex. 1223 01:07:40,090 --> 01:07:41,630 Sex. For group sex. 1224 01:07:42,670 --> 01:07:43,670 What else? 1225 01:07:45,030 --> 01:07:46,330 Us. Yes. 1226 01:07:46,930 --> 01:07:49,010 Me? Both of you. 1227 01:07:50,030 --> 01:07:51,030 Both of who? 1228 01:07:51,310 --> 01:07:52,310 Both of you. 1229 01:07:52,770 --> 01:07:53,770 Including me? 1230 01:07:53,970 --> 01:07:56,350 Yeah, both of you means you. 1231 01:07:56,910 --> 01:08:01,210 Did you hear that, Joe? I did, Angela. Did you hear that? I heard it. You heard 1232 01:08:01,210 --> 01:08:02,129 that, too? 1233 01:08:02,130 --> 01:08:05,610 We've been talking about it for quite a while, actually. 1234 01:08:06,450 --> 01:08:07,450 Wow. 1235 01:08:07,870 --> 01:08:11,450 We feel a very strong connection with you guys. 1236 01:08:12,030 --> 01:08:16,770 Okay. We were getting signals, you know, in the window, in the elevator. 1237 01:08:17,290 --> 01:08:21,350 They seemed to be very warm signals, signals we liked. 1238 01:08:22,350 --> 01:08:24,750 Wow. That's what this has been about. 1239 01:08:25,370 --> 01:08:29,410 Okay? That is so nice. Thank you. 1240 01:08:29,930 --> 01:08:33,130 Say thank you, Joe. Thank you. Very flattering. 1241 01:08:33,510 --> 01:08:38,810 I feel very complimented. We find you very, very attractive. 1242 01:08:39,529 --> 01:08:43,410 Thank you. We talk about you. 1243 01:08:43,810 --> 01:08:44,810 I know. 1244 01:08:45,649 --> 01:08:47,670 We talk about my orgasm. 1245 01:08:48,330 --> 01:08:49,330 A lot. 1246 01:08:51,180 --> 01:08:52,180 We really do. 1247 01:08:52,760 --> 01:08:58,180 Okay. I think even before we came down, we said you guys have a real quiet sex 1248 01:08:58,180 --> 01:08:59,180 appeal. 1249 01:08:59,279 --> 01:09:03,220 So do you two, too, as well. I wouldn't say it was quiet. No. 1250 01:09:06,540 --> 01:09:11,100 So we want to propose to you that we share a sexual experience together. 1251 01:09:11,859 --> 01:09:12,859 Okay? 1252 01:09:15,140 --> 01:09:16,140 You, 1253 01:09:16,460 --> 01:09:18,200 you, her. 1254 01:09:19,400 --> 01:09:25,840 And me. Yes. Me too. Yes. Also you. Okay. Yes. Okay. Okay. But it doesn't 1255 01:09:25,840 --> 01:09:27,380 have to be tonight, okay? 1256 01:09:27,600 --> 01:09:31,500 Okay. No pressure. Right. But it definitely could be. Could be tonight. 1257 01:09:31,979 --> 01:09:34,640 I brought condoms and... Oh, condoms. Wow. 1258 01:09:35,340 --> 01:09:36,760 It's like it's pre-9-11. 1259 01:09:37,020 --> 01:09:38,020 Wow. 1260 01:09:39,770 --> 01:09:43,490 Hypothetically speaking, if this was something that we were to consider 1261 01:09:43,490 --> 01:09:46,170 proceeding with... Yeah, how would this shake down? 1262 01:09:46,410 --> 01:09:51,670 What would the procedural protocol be, technically? The procedural protocol? 1263 01:09:52,069 --> 01:09:53,069 Yeah. 1264 01:09:53,670 --> 01:09:57,070 To know. It's what we all... To know. Yeah, just so we could... Yeah. 1265 01:09:57,770 --> 01:10:00,750 I mean, that's what we were talking about. Right. I'd just like to recap 1266 01:10:00,750 --> 01:10:05,430 really quick, just specifically, how would this work? 1267 01:10:05,690 --> 01:10:06,690 Mm-hmm. 1268 01:10:06,890 --> 01:10:08,050 We can all be together. 1269 01:10:09,130 --> 01:10:11,530 We can watch you. You don't want to do that. No. 1270 01:10:12,110 --> 01:10:15,050 We could, obviously, swap. 1271 01:10:15,410 --> 01:10:22,250 Swap. Or a little swaparoo. Sometimes it helps to add a neutral element. 1272 01:10:22,690 --> 01:10:23,690 Like a referee. 1273 01:10:29,600 --> 01:10:33,560 No Pepe, no Tomas. I think I'm with Hawk on this one. No Pepe, no Tomas. I think 1274 01:10:33,560 --> 01:10:34,760 us. Yeah. Yeah. 1275 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:37,800 It's whatever we want. Whatever you want. And whenever. 1276 01:10:38,240 --> 01:10:39,179 And whenever. 1277 01:10:39,180 --> 01:10:41,560 Consider it an open invite. 1278 01:10:41,860 --> 01:10:42,619 All right. 1279 01:10:42,620 --> 01:10:47,660 But tonight, again, tonight is on the table. 1280 01:10:48,500 --> 01:10:49,500 Okay. 1281 01:10:50,180 --> 01:10:51,800 Weeknights are tough because of Maggie. 1282 01:10:52,140 --> 01:10:55,180 Weekends, also tough. I'm actually praying for a half marathon. You're 1283 01:10:55,180 --> 01:10:56,180 inviting us to an orgy. 1284 01:10:57,050 --> 01:11:00,170 Google Calendar, for God's sakes. I mean, you can't kind of overthink 1285 01:11:00,170 --> 01:11:04,290 everything. You're overthinking this as well. Are you kidding me? 1286 01:11:04,570 --> 01:11:08,630 Are you saying I'm not... I'll do this. I'll actually do this. I'll fuck 1287 01:11:08,630 --> 01:11:11,650 right... I will schedule it right now. I'll fuck you guys right now. I would 1288 01:11:11,650 --> 01:11:14,710 fuck you guys right now. You're just jealous because I'm not going to do it. 1289 01:11:14,890 --> 01:11:16,470 I'm getting worried. 1290 01:11:16,890 --> 01:11:23,690 Why? Yeah, because... As horny as I am right now, I 1291 01:11:23,690 --> 01:11:24,690 just... 1292 01:11:25,190 --> 01:11:28,390 We cannot do this from an angry place. 1293 01:11:28,610 --> 01:11:31,710 Oh, no, no, no. I'm not angry. I'm actually not angry. This is me happy. 1294 01:11:31,850 --> 01:11:33,590 Maybe you just haven't seen it yet. 1295 01:11:34,010 --> 01:11:37,130 I don't think you guys are there. No, we're there. We're there. This is good 1296 01:11:37,130 --> 01:11:40,050 for us. I can't speak for him, but I'm personally... No, I'm there. I feel very 1297 01:11:40,050 --> 01:11:42,910 good about this. I feel there. I would actually do this. I would do this. You 1298 01:11:42,910 --> 01:11:44,050 would actually do this? Do you want to do this? 1299 01:11:44,410 --> 01:11:46,590 I would do this. We're doing this. You would do this. I think we would do this. 1300 01:11:47,210 --> 01:11:49,050 If this connection is not... 1301 01:11:49,320 --> 01:11:53,140 Coming from a healthy place. Very healthy. We are in need of expansion. I 1302 01:11:53,140 --> 01:11:57,020 don't fuck as much as I would like to fuck, and this is an opportunity to 1303 01:11:57,020 --> 01:12:00,220 fuck. In a positive way. That's a good reason. That is a good reason. 1304 01:12:00,420 --> 01:12:01,880 Everyone's a little bugged. Yeah. 1305 01:12:02,120 --> 01:12:06,760 Feeling good, feeling loose. There could be. Yeah. We haven't eaten too much. We 1306 01:12:06,760 --> 01:12:10,760 have a relatively empty stomach. Yeah. Maggie's not home. I'm sorry. I just 1307 01:12:10,760 --> 01:12:14,460 mean it's like a good time because it's a free time. It's a good time for us 1308 01:12:14,460 --> 01:12:18,560 because we're free. I'd say there's no time like a horror. Yeah. 1309 01:12:19,020 --> 01:12:19,639 A hora. 1310 01:12:19,640 --> 01:12:24,200 A hora. I'm good with a hora. Yeah. A hora. Definitely a hora. 1311 01:12:24,500 --> 01:12:25,500 Yeah. 1312 01:12:28,660 --> 01:12:32,200 I don't think this is the night for all of us together. 1313 01:12:32,920 --> 01:12:39,480 Right. But we could try to connect separately. 1314 01:12:40,280 --> 01:12:41,280 Oh. 1315 01:12:41,760 --> 01:12:43,460 Yeah. All right. 1316 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:45,360 Yeah. Okay. 1317 01:12:45,720 --> 01:12:50,430 Yo. Yes. How would you feel about spending a little bit of time alone with 1318 01:12:50,430 --> 01:12:51,430 me? 1319 01:12:53,010 --> 01:12:54,330 How would you feel about that? 1320 01:12:55,450 --> 01:12:58,930 You'd feel good about it. You'd feel okay about it. Then I would also feel 1321 01:12:58,930 --> 01:13:03,430 good about that as a plan of action I would be willing to proceed with. 1322 01:13:04,250 --> 01:13:05,250 Angela? 1323 01:13:06,150 --> 01:13:08,290 Knock yourself in. 1324 01:13:08,550 --> 01:13:09,850 Yeah, I do. 1325 01:13:10,090 --> 01:13:11,090 Yes, that. 1326 01:13:11,470 --> 01:13:12,970 Yes. Look at us. 1327 01:13:13,290 --> 01:13:14,290 Okay. 1328 01:13:14,920 --> 01:13:16,720 Whoo, thank you. Come on. Okay. 1329 01:13:17,060 --> 01:13:23,140 Yeah I'm gonna separate but still be together. So some 1330 01:13:23,140 --> 01:13:29,460 I'm positive. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So your reservations I would 1331 01:13:29,460 --> 01:13:34,820 Maybe prefer not to have pegging performed on my body. Oh, I respect 1332 01:13:34,820 --> 01:13:37,700 that. Thank you positive. Otherwise, so, okay. Yes. Yeah 1333 01:13:40,300 --> 01:13:41,279 Your bedroom? 1334 01:13:41,280 --> 01:13:45,200 No. Not our bedroom. No, no, no. Maggie? No, gross. 1335 01:13:47,060 --> 01:13:49,980 Maybe... Your office. My office, we could... I like your office. 1336 01:13:50,200 --> 01:13:54,320 Oh, great. You guys could take the arts and crafts room. No, I think it's too 1337 01:13:54,320 --> 01:13:56,280 small. I feel like the kitchen is... Maybe the kitchen. 1338 01:13:56,560 --> 01:13:59,120 Okay. We'll make that work. We just renovated it. We'll make it work. 1339 01:13:59,800 --> 01:14:01,280 Great. Cool. 1340 01:14:02,480 --> 01:14:05,260 Grace. Good luck. Enjoy everybody. 1341 01:14:05,640 --> 01:14:06,640 Thank you, yes. 1342 01:14:06,720 --> 01:14:08,940 See you soon. I feel very good about all this. 1343 01:14:09,310 --> 01:14:10,310 Great. Very positive. 1344 01:14:10,410 --> 01:14:11,530 Cool. Excellent. 1345 01:14:11,790 --> 01:14:14,030 Hello. Thank you. Oh, hello. 1346 01:14:19,310 --> 01:14:20,310 Namaste. 1347 01:14:22,030 --> 01:14:23,030 Okay. 1348 01:14:23,570 --> 01:14:24,930 Okay. Hi. Great. 1349 01:14:26,250 --> 01:14:27,250 Joe. 1350 01:14:29,470 --> 01:14:30,470 Oh. 1351 01:14:31,010 --> 01:14:32,950 Here. Thank you. Great. 1352 01:14:34,310 --> 01:14:35,310 Okay. 1353 01:14:48,590 --> 01:14:51,390 I meant to do the dishes before you arrived. 1354 01:14:52,230 --> 01:14:56,170 Just give me a second. I'm going to wipe the counter off the raw egg. I meant to 1355 01:14:56,170 --> 01:14:57,170 do it before you did. 1356 01:14:58,290 --> 01:15:01,810 I don't know. I feel like I'm going to go early and my shirt can rip and then 1357 01:15:01,810 --> 01:15:06,870 do dish washing really quick. I can do it so fast. You don't have to. No? 1358 01:15:14,250 --> 01:15:15,129 Better, right? 1359 01:15:15,130 --> 01:15:16,130 No? 1360 01:16:00,650 --> 01:16:02,090 Do you want help with that? No, no, no. 1361 01:16:03,850 --> 01:16:04,850 Okay. 1362 01:16:06,910 --> 01:16:07,910 Fuck me. 1363 01:16:22,650 --> 01:16:25,530 You think I need my baby? 1364 01:16:26,010 --> 01:16:27,010 Oh, well. 1365 01:16:29,230 --> 01:16:31,770 You know me better than that 1366 01:17:15,360 --> 01:17:20,360 Do you actually look in the mirror and not know how thick you are? Oh, no. 1367 01:17:22,140 --> 01:17:23,360 No, no. 1368 01:17:23,720 --> 01:17:27,560 You can't be that out of touch with yourself, are you? Oh, God, no, I know. 1369 01:17:27,620 --> 01:17:29,620 I'm a stupid fucking cunt. Whoa. 1370 01:17:31,340 --> 01:17:34,680 No, that's just my inner monologue. That's just the way I speak to myself. 1371 01:17:34,820 --> 01:17:37,280 It's the voice of my head. It's not, no, it's good. 1372 01:17:37,500 --> 01:17:38,500 I'm good. 1373 01:17:39,720 --> 01:17:40,720 Holy shit. 1374 01:17:41,900 --> 01:17:45,200 Thank you so much for this. 1375 01:17:47,760 --> 01:17:48,760 It's already amazing. 1376 01:17:50,060 --> 01:17:51,160 Thank you for this. 1377 01:17:57,880 --> 01:17:59,400 Jesus Christ, you're awesome. 1378 01:18:01,399 --> 01:18:03,180 I wouldn't do that. 1379 01:18:03,880 --> 01:18:05,000 Oh, he says. 1380 01:18:05,640 --> 01:18:06,660 How do you want to do it? 1381 01:18:07,260 --> 01:18:09,180 Oh, how do I? 1382 01:18:10,680 --> 01:18:17,200 I want the thing with the 1383 01:18:17,200 --> 01:18:19,600 menu would come in handy. 1384 01:18:20,020 --> 01:18:25,660 I think the thing one with what you say. 1385 01:18:26,620 --> 01:18:27,620 You say. 1386 01:18:28,660 --> 01:18:30,360 You take this one. Yeah. 1387 01:18:36,240 --> 01:18:39,180 and do the thing that makes penis scream like that? 1388 01:18:39,880 --> 01:18:40,880 Yes. 1389 01:18:41,280 --> 01:18:42,280 Yeah. 1390 01:19:25,799 --> 01:19:27,660 Okay, take off your clothes. 1391 01:19:59,450 --> 01:20:01,050 That's Joe's back. That's Joe's back. 1392 01:20:01,590 --> 01:20:05,630 He's fine. No, no, no. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. He's fine. 1393 01:20:06,030 --> 01:20:06,789 He's okay. 1394 01:20:06,790 --> 01:20:09,530 I think, I really think he's okay. I think he, yeah, he's fine. 1395 01:20:09,970 --> 01:20:10,849 No, no, no. 1396 01:20:10,850 --> 01:20:12,730 I just want to go in the hatchet. 1397 01:20:13,370 --> 01:20:14,410 Are you going to? 1398 01:20:15,250 --> 01:20:16,250 He fell. 1399 01:20:16,830 --> 01:20:19,590 He hurt his back. What happened? 1400 01:20:19,950 --> 01:20:21,850 He hurt his back. He hurt his back. 1401 01:20:22,250 --> 01:20:26,730 Ow, yes, my back. My back. Don't touch me. Go away. Get away from me. Just 1402 01:20:26,730 --> 01:20:29,030 fucking let me be. Joe. Let me be. 1403 01:20:39,350 --> 01:20:41,570 Don't touch me. Just go away. Go away. 1404 01:20:41,850 --> 01:20:43,870 Don't do anything to me. Don't Rolf me. 1405 01:20:44,090 --> 01:20:45,430 Don't you dare Rolf me. 1406 01:20:45,670 --> 01:20:47,550 Don't do this. Don't do it, man. 1407 01:20:47,870 --> 01:20:51,130 Please don't do this. Whatever you're going to do, don't do it. 1408 01:20:51,650 --> 01:20:54,550 Oh, God. Don't do this. Please don't do it. 1409 01:20:54,770 --> 01:20:56,050 Oh, God. Three. 1410 01:20:56,270 --> 01:20:58,810 Oh, fuck you. 1411 01:21:00,510 --> 01:21:01,510 Go away. 1412 01:21:01,630 --> 01:21:02,630 You're done. 1413 01:21:03,750 --> 01:21:07,530 Okay, it takes a second. It didn't help at all. It takes a second. Fuck off. 1414 01:21:07,770 --> 01:21:10,030 I think I did it right. Give me some ice. I think I did it right. 1415 01:21:10,350 --> 01:21:11,350 Give me some ice. 1416 01:21:11,490 --> 01:21:13,290 This is so embarrassing. 1417 01:21:13,730 --> 01:21:17,670 We are so fucking embarrassing. I can't believe it. Of course it's your fucking 1418 01:21:17,670 --> 01:21:22,010 back. Our entire life is about your fucking back. Just constant fucking 1419 01:21:22,010 --> 01:21:23,010 complaining. What are you talking about? 1420 01:21:23,210 --> 01:21:27,130 Sorry, my back is an inconvenience to you having a fucking orgy. 1421 01:21:27,450 --> 01:21:30,330 It actually is, if you want to know. And I'm not allowed to complain about it. 1422 01:21:30,330 --> 01:21:32,130 I'm not allowed to say a fucking thing about it, ever. 1423 01:21:32,390 --> 01:21:34,290 Well, you're talking about it right now, so congratulations. 1424 01:21:35,010 --> 01:21:37,290 Oh, no. Is it bad? Yes, it's bad. 1425 01:21:37,730 --> 01:21:38,730 Look at me. 1426 01:21:38,950 --> 01:21:41,910 Do you know your back pain is not about your back? 1427 01:21:42,170 --> 01:21:45,310 I think it actually is very much about my back, because it's my back pain. 1428 01:21:45,590 --> 01:21:47,750 What are you talking about? 1429 01:21:48,350 --> 01:21:49,950 L4, L5, fucking classic. 1430 01:21:50,230 --> 01:21:54,770 Your back pain is about everything that you don't say, you know? It's your rage. 1431 01:21:55,210 --> 01:21:56,330 You're angry speaking. 1432 01:21:56,590 --> 01:22:01,130 What are you talking about? Why are you doing this? We were dancing to Sade 30 1433 01:22:01,130 --> 01:22:04,410 seconds ago. He didn't hurt you in there when we were dancing, right? When we 1434 01:22:04,410 --> 01:22:06,090 were having a nice time, I was loose. 1435 01:22:06,450 --> 01:22:08,730 What the fuck are you smiling at, hawk? 1436 01:22:08,970 --> 01:22:13,610 I feel you, man. Do you feel me? Don't try to connect to me, Hawk. Do not try 1437 01:22:13,610 --> 01:22:16,770 to connect with me. I don't want it. I've been where you are, Joe. 1438 01:22:17,430 --> 01:22:20,330 You've been on your floor and your underpants and your back? 1439 01:22:20,810 --> 01:22:25,790 Yeah, I've been on the floor angry and in pain and all of it. Trust me. Oh, my 1440 01:22:25,790 --> 01:22:31,390 God. I don't fucking want you to try to in any way emotionally relate to me, you 1441 01:22:31,390 --> 01:22:33,250 fucking pervert. We're nothing alike. 1442 01:22:33,610 --> 01:22:34,610 How do you know? We're nothing alike. 1443 01:22:34,890 --> 01:22:37,190 Also, your name isn't Hawk. 1444 01:22:37,950 --> 01:22:38,950 No one's name is Hawk. 1445 01:22:39,130 --> 01:22:43,050 You go on and on about radical honesty. Your whole name's a fucking lie, man. 1446 01:22:43,430 --> 01:22:44,550 What is your name? 1447 01:22:44,770 --> 01:22:47,990 What's your actual name? Tell me what is on your driver's license. 1448 01:22:49,390 --> 01:22:51,270 Howard Wilton Kelly. 1449 01:22:54,010 --> 01:22:55,010 Howard. 1450 01:22:56,390 --> 01:22:57,390 He's Howard. 1451 01:22:58,650 --> 01:23:00,050 Your name is Howard. 1452 01:23:01,590 --> 01:23:05,190 This whole time, it hasn't been Hawk. 1453 01:23:06,060 --> 01:23:07,400 It's been little Howie. 1454 01:23:08,360 --> 01:23:09,360 Oh, my God. 1455 01:23:10,280 --> 01:23:11,640 That changes everything. 1456 01:23:12,980 --> 01:23:15,080 I didn't know we had a Howard in our midst. 1457 01:23:15,980 --> 01:23:17,760 I would have been so much nicer to you. 1458 01:23:18,620 --> 01:23:20,480 Where did Hawk come from, Howie? 1459 01:23:20,940 --> 01:23:22,160 How'd you land on Hawk? 1460 01:23:22,520 --> 01:23:24,740 The name I gave myself. 1461 01:23:25,000 --> 01:23:26,880 A nickname you gave yourself. 1462 01:23:28,020 --> 01:23:32,720 Literally the lamest words that could have come out of your mouth. Oh, my God. 1463 01:23:32,800 --> 01:23:36,490 What were you, biking across the playa, Burning Man? You saw... Fucking bird fly 1464 01:23:36,490 --> 01:23:37,490 by or something? 1465 01:23:38,110 --> 01:23:42,210 No, it's something I did after my wife died. 1466 01:23:45,930 --> 01:23:46,930 You asked. 1467 01:23:47,950 --> 01:23:51,030 Well, you should bleed with that next time, I guess. 1468 01:23:51,950 --> 01:23:52,950 She got cancer. 1469 01:23:53,130 --> 01:23:57,070 You don't have to answer his question. You don't have to say anything. 1470 01:23:57,290 --> 01:23:58,850 It's a fair question, you know. 1471 01:23:59,770 --> 01:24:01,830 How does Howard get to Hawk? 1472 01:24:02,250 --> 01:24:04,830 So, for Joe... 1473 01:24:08,000 --> 01:24:13,940 After she died, I was doing some things that were pretty suicidally stupid at 1474 01:24:13,940 --> 01:24:17,420 work, and I was going to get someone else killed along with me. 1475 01:24:17,900 --> 01:24:21,920 And do you know how people say your life flashes before your eyes? 1476 01:24:23,240 --> 01:24:27,120 That happened to me, but not my life. It was our life together. 1477 01:24:28,840 --> 01:24:34,080 It went by me in this high-speed film. 1478 01:24:35,790 --> 01:24:41,990 I kept seeing this woman, this like very gentle, very shy, 1479 01:24:42,170 --> 01:24:46,610 sweet girl who like, she thought I hung the moon. 1480 01:24:49,090 --> 01:24:55,170 And in the film, she, over and over again, she tried to 1481 01:24:55,170 --> 01:25:00,750 open up about her fantasy life to me to, you know, 1482 01:25:00,750 --> 01:25:04,390 share this kind of sensual. 1483 01:25:05,269 --> 01:25:10,930 adventurous side of herself so that I would enter into it with her. And I 1484 01:25:10,930 --> 01:25:14,810 didn't just, you know, resist it. 1485 01:25:15,890 --> 01:25:21,970 I got really tight and judgmental and insecure, and I made 1486 01:25:21,970 --> 01:25:28,710 her feel so bad about it that somewhere in that movie she just stops 1487 01:25:28,710 --> 01:25:31,990 trying to connect with me at all. 1488 01:25:34,600 --> 01:25:40,440 I suppressed her, you know? I shut down 1489 01:25:40,440 --> 01:25:46,500 her attempt to, like, live more boldly. 1490 01:25:48,720 --> 01:25:55,580 Somehow, the universe puts me on this one's couch, and she told me, 1491 01:25:55,640 --> 01:26:02,240 you know, you got two choices. Go set yourself on fire, for real, or change 1492 01:26:02,240 --> 01:26:03,240 who you are. 1493 01:26:03,790 --> 01:26:05,710 Make yourself available. 1494 01:26:08,050 --> 01:26:14,610 So I decided I really better change my name if I was going to change my life. 1495 01:26:14,810 --> 01:26:15,810 And so I did. 1496 01:26:19,430 --> 01:26:25,270 Well, I'm sorry your wife passed away, and I'm glad you found a woman who would 1497 01:26:25,270 --> 01:26:28,570 peg you after you didn't let your wife peg you. 1498 01:26:28,810 --> 01:26:33,030 Oh? My God. What do you want from me? I'm sorry. That's the moral of that 1499 01:26:33,030 --> 01:26:34,510 story, as far as I'm concerned. Oh, my God. 1500 01:26:34,790 --> 01:26:41,730 But my boyfriend shares that very difficult and painful story with you, 1501 01:26:41,770 --> 01:26:46,550 and you're making fun of him? I'm living a difficult and painful story right now, 1502 01:26:46,710 --> 01:26:47,710 in real life. 1503 01:26:47,870 --> 01:26:49,490 I really didn't expect this from you. 1504 01:26:49,760 --> 01:26:50,880 This is fucking disappointing. 1505 01:26:51,360 --> 01:26:56,620 Okay, I'm sorry. No, no, no, no, no, really. Shut up. Stop being unrespectful 1506 01:26:56,620 --> 01:26:57,379 to my boyfriend. 1507 01:26:57,380 --> 01:26:58,480 Disrespectful. Don't be disrespectful. 1508 01:26:58,900 --> 01:26:59,900 She's saying. 1509 01:27:01,220 --> 01:27:02,199 She's saying? 1510 01:27:02,200 --> 01:27:03,380 What? No, no. 1511 01:27:03,600 --> 01:27:07,300 I was just clarifying. I think they got what I was saying. Are you going to 1512 01:27:07,300 --> 01:27:10,900 interrupt? Sorry. Correct my English right now? No, mi amor. I was trying to 1513 01:27:10,900 --> 01:27:11,900 clarify. No! 1514 01:27:12,180 --> 01:27:16,780 You are always interrupting me. Always correcting me. Disculpe me. Do you know 1515 01:27:16,780 --> 01:27:18,180 how bad your Spanish is? 1516 01:27:18,620 --> 01:27:22,380 And I never tell you, right? What do I do? I help you. I've been telling you 1517 01:27:22,380 --> 01:27:25,320 all night. This is not going to work. It's not the night. They're not ready. 1518 01:27:25,440 --> 01:27:26,540 Look at this fucking mess. 1519 01:27:26,780 --> 01:27:27,800 And you keep pushing. 1520 01:27:28,260 --> 01:27:30,200 You keep pushing because you are always pushing. 1521 01:27:30,440 --> 01:27:31,339 And you know why? 1522 01:27:31,340 --> 01:27:32,400 Because you don't listen. 1523 01:27:32,820 --> 01:27:33,880 Just fucking listen. 1524 01:27:34,200 --> 01:27:35,200 Okay, okay. 1525 01:27:35,240 --> 01:27:36,240 Peanut. 1526 01:27:36,580 --> 01:27:41,110 Peanut. No, no, no. I don't want to talk to you. Just... Shut the fuck up for 1527 01:27:41,110 --> 01:27:46,070 once. Shut the fuck up. Really? Really? For once. Shut the fuck up. I'm sorry. 1528 01:27:46,190 --> 01:27:47,129 I'm sorry. 1529 01:27:47,130 --> 01:27:50,110 Shut the fuck up. I shouldn't have said that. It was terrible timing. 1530 01:27:50,610 --> 01:27:53,030 And you are right. 1531 01:27:53,770 --> 01:27:56,030 This is the last time that will ever happen. 1532 01:27:56,310 --> 01:27:57,850 I totally understand what you're saying. 1533 01:27:58,570 --> 01:27:59,630 You've said that before. 1534 01:27:59,930 --> 01:28:01,630 No, I never have. I will never do it again. 1535 01:28:02,570 --> 01:28:06,530 And I'm sorry for... 1536 01:28:06,750 --> 01:28:12,030 yelling at you and i'm i'm sorry this was too much no no no no don't be sorry 1537 01:28:12,030 --> 01:28:16,510 i'm sorry joe i'm sorry i'm sorry it was a joke don't apologize don't anybody 1538 01:28:16,510 --> 01:28:23,050 apologize i was sorry i'm sorry i yell at you i'm sorry at you don't you don't 1539 01:28:23,050 --> 01:28:25,430 have to be horrible we don't have to be sorry we 1540 01:28:26,320 --> 01:28:32,280 are sorry okay we're a disaster we couldn't even pull off an orgy okay we 1541 01:28:32,280 --> 01:28:36,960 are dead inside so i apologize for that oh no don't worry about that you're 1542 01:28:36,960 --> 01:28:42,100 definitely not that you wanted to fuck this over it just wasn't the right night 1543 01:28:42,100 --> 01:28:46,380 but what i don't understand is how you can even have sex with each other 1544 01:28:46,380 --> 01:28:49,240 because you are so mean to each other 1545 01:28:49,240 --> 01:28:55,660 because 1546 01:28:56,120 --> 01:28:58,740 You do have sex with each other, right? 1547 01:29:03,660 --> 01:29:05,940 When was the last time you two had sex? 1548 01:29:08,160 --> 01:29:09,160 A year ago. 1549 01:29:12,020 --> 01:29:13,660 Sorry, I thought you said a year. 1550 01:29:15,320 --> 01:29:17,860 You did say a year? A year? 1551 01:29:18,100 --> 01:29:19,240 A year ago. 1552 01:29:19,940 --> 01:29:23,900 Oh my God, no wonder why you are so awkward. 1553 01:29:25,230 --> 01:29:27,770 And horny. And weird. 1554 01:29:28,050 --> 01:29:32,150 Do you know why you don't have sex? Because of him. 1555 01:29:33,290 --> 01:29:34,390 It's your fault. What? 1556 01:29:34,850 --> 01:29:37,930 It's not my fault. Of course it's your fault. We don't have sex because she 1557 01:29:37,930 --> 01:29:39,630 won't have sex with me. That's why. 1558 01:29:39,890 --> 01:29:42,850 You won't have sex with me. You don't try. It's because I stop trying because 1559 01:29:42,850 --> 01:29:45,150 how many times can I try before I'm just torturing myself? 1560 01:29:45,470 --> 01:29:49,730 It's humiliating. I'm being humiliated. Am I not worth just a little bit more 1561 01:29:49,730 --> 01:29:52,430 effort than that? Could you maybe be trying a little bit harder? How much 1562 01:29:52,430 --> 01:29:56,330 effort do I need to put into having sex with a woman who's supposed to want to 1563 01:29:56,330 --> 01:29:59,390 have sex with me? Why should that take so much effort? 1564 01:29:59,650 --> 01:30:03,870 You're supposed to be attracted to me. You're my wife. What are you talking 1565 01:30:03,870 --> 01:30:07,690 about? Well, you know what? You don't want to do anything, okay? So that's 1566 01:30:07,690 --> 01:30:11,830 where I'm starting, okay? It's not very attractive to be with someone who's just 1567 01:30:11,830 --> 01:30:12,789 fucking miserable. 1568 01:30:12,790 --> 01:30:15,530 So because you're miserable, then I'm miserable. You're miserable, too. So 1569 01:30:15,530 --> 01:30:18,750 congratulations. I guess we're both miserable. We're even, okay? You've 1570 01:30:18,750 --> 01:30:19,750 nothing to be upset about. 1571 01:30:20,190 --> 01:30:22,650 Angela, would you fuck yourself? 1572 01:30:23,670 --> 01:30:24,670 What? 1573 01:30:24,910 --> 01:30:26,910 Would you have sex with yourself? 1574 01:30:30,150 --> 01:30:31,610 Would you? 1575 01:30:32,170 --> 01:30:33,108 Fuck yourself. 1576 01:30:33,110 --> 01:30:34,270 All I do is fuck myself. 1577 01:30:35,350 --> 01:30:38,330 I'm the only person who fucks me currently, so yes. 1578 01:30:42,070 --> 01:30:45,090 Do you even remember a time when you were not miserable? 1579 01:30:46,590 --> 01:30:47,650 What's the difference? 1580 01:30:49,410 --> 01:30:50,410 Yeah, I do. 1581 01:30:55,310 --> 01:30:56,730 How did you two meet? 1582 01:30:58,510 --> 01:30:59,510 Who cares? 1583 01:31:01,480 --> 01:31:02,480 at this point? 1584 01:31:03,420 --> 01:31:04,420 I'll tell you. 1585 01:31:04,840 --> 01:31:05,840 All right. 1586 01:31:06,420 --> 01:31:12,180 I was on a 1587 01:31:12,180 --> 01:31:19,140 very bad date at this dive bar where Joe was playing with his 1588 01:31:19,140 --> 01:31:20,140 band. 1589 01:31:20,600 --> 01:31:27,140 And he was flirting with me the entire show from the stage, making me laugh. 1590 01:31:28,480 --> 01:31:30,740 And so I made my date drop me off. 1591 01:31:31,150 --> 01:31:34,730 And I sprinted back to the bar so I could see if I could catch Joe. And I 1592 01:31:34,730 --> 01:31:41,130 did, but I don't think you ever realized that I ran 11 blocks 1593 01:31:41,130 --> 01:31:43,290 that night. Did you know that? 1594 01:31:45,350 --> 01:31:46,350 I didn't know that. 1595 01:31:47,130 --> 01:31:49,870 I thought you were just a bizarrely sweaty person. 1596 01:31:51,290 --> 01:31:53,810 Maybe you had eaten some bad shrimp or something. 1597 01:32:00,650 --> 01:32:05,630 And we had sex all the time. We actually had great sex. It was great. It was 1598 01:32:05,630 --> 01:32:06,630 really fun. 1599 01:32:06,810 --> 01:32:07,930 We were best friends. 1600 01:32:11,170 --> 01:32:12,170 That is true. 1601 01:32:14,830 --> 01:32:17,170 And then you just decided to be miserable. 1602 01:32:20,270 --> 01:32:21,750 Are you kidding me right now? 1603 01:32:23,170 --> 01:32:24,550 Are you fucking for real? 1604 01:32:25,450 --> 01:32:27,350 I decided to become miserable? 1605 01:32:30,280 --> 01:32:34,500 Do you actually not understand how I feel at all? 1606 01:32:34,720 --> 01:32:35,720 Do you not get it? 1607 01:32:38,320 --> 01:32:43,480 I'm a failure, Angela. I live in my parents' apartment. 1608 01:32:44,660 --> 01:32:47,520 They're humiliating. I teach at a bad school. 1609 01:32:48,520 --> 01:32:53,880 I put the kids to play the oboe. I don't give a fuck about it at all. And nothing 1610 01:32:53,880 --> 01:32:54,880 is going to change. 1611 01:32:55,150 --> 01:32:57,650 anytime soon. So this is my life. So I'm miserable. 1612 01:32:58,070 --> 01:33:00,010 Yes. Why can't you just let me be miserable? 1613 01:33:00,250 --> 01:33:05,670 Why can't you just accept that I am not happy and just let me be not happy? 1614 01:33:07,330 --> 01:33:11,430 I'm sorry that your band didn't work out, Joe. 1615 01:33:11,900 --> 01:33:16,620 I'm really sorry. You still teach music every single day. You get to live in a 1616 01:33:16,620 --> 01:33:22,300 beautiful home. You have a kid who fucking worships you. You have a life 1617 01:33:22,300 --> 01:33:26,340 that I think many people would kill for. But you've just decided to make the 1618 01:33:26,340 --> 01:33:29,340 choice to not get over your bullshit and to just be miserable. 1619 01:33:29,560 --> 01:33:33,560 You won't even fucking touch the piano that you used to love. And we all have 1620 01:33:33,560 --> 01:33:39,600 to tiptoe around it. You're just like a sad, wounded puppy. Oh, fuck off, Hawk. 1621 01:33:39,840 --> 01:33:40,840 Fuck off. 1622 01:33:42,540 --> 01:33:47,040 I am the one who gave everything up. You did that. There's one reason that you're 1623 01:33:47,040 --> 01:33:50,260 not doing what you are not doing, and that is because you are not doing it. 1624 01:33:50,320 --> 01:33:51,099 You quit. 1625 01:33:51,100 --> 01:33:52,100 You gave up. 1626 01:33:52,420 --> 01:33:55,780 Can I ask you a question? For real. What do you do all day? 1627 01:33:56,320 --> 01:34:01,800 Maggie goes to school. I go to work. You go fucking insane in this apartment. 1628 01:34:02,060 --> 01:34:06,280 I don't know what the fuck you're doing. You're buying fucking lamps and pillows 1629 01:34:06,280 --> 01:34:10,920 and shit. And then you try to just fucking control every... 1630 01:34:11,210 --> 01:34:15,070 aspect of my life when i get home at the end of every fucking day it's it's it's 1631 01:34:15,070 --> 01:34:20,730 i what are you doing here what are you fucking doing fuck me yeah fuck me fuck 1632 01:34:20,730 --> 01:34:24,870 you and i am not trying to control you i am not controlling you don't let me do 1633 01:34:24,870 --> 01:34:28,650 anything you don't let me get a fucking cat you i don't like cats there you go 1634 01:34:28,650 --> 01:34:34,030 congratulations i wanted one fucking thing do you see how you talk to each 1635 01:34:34,030 --> 01:34:38,550 other do you see how you keep blaming each other for your unhappiness 1636 01:34:44,170 --> 01:34:45,950 You made these choices. 1637 01:34:46,210 --> 01:34:47,390 They're your choices. 1638 01:34:50,290 --> 01:34:51,570 So much resentment. 1639 01:34:53,030 --> 01:34:54,030 So much. 1640 01:34:55,310 --> 01:34:56,950 Why are you in this marriage? 1641 01:34:57,470 --> 01:34:59,950 We have a daughter. Maggie. Great. 1642 01:35:00,530 --> 01:35:03,630 That's going to be really, really great for her. 1643 01:35:05,390 --> 01:35:08,890 Because you think she doesn't notice, right? She doesn't feel this. 1644 01:35:11,180 --> 01:35:17,540 You prefer to see growth up marinating in this horrible anxiety every day. 1645 01:35:18,380 --> 01:35:22,820 What's better, to have happy parents who are separate or to have very miserable 1646 01:35:22,820 --> 01:35:25,240 parents that stay together for their children? 1647 01:35:30,420 --> 01:35:37,400 I think we only get a few chances for meaningful 1648 01:35:37,400 --> 01:35:38,900 relationships in life. 1649 01:35:40,500 --> 01:35:43,600 Usually we move to different people. 1650 01:35:45,100 --> 01:35:49,620 Sometimes we can have a new relationship with the same person. 1651 01:35:52,760 --> 01:35:53,760 It's up to you. 1652 01:35:56,620 --> 01:36:00,520 But I think this relationship is over. 1653 01:36:08,820 --> 01:36:09,820 Yeah. 1654 01:36:37,610 --> 01:36:39,910 We really just wanted to see the apartment, you know. 1655 01:36:41,390 --> 01:36:42,410 Maybe fuck a little. 1656 01:36:45,290 --> 01:36:46,310 Sorry to lay you down. 1657 01:36:48,130 --> 01:36:49,130 Maybe next time. 1658 01:36:49,930 --> 01:36:52,630 Can I have my casserole back, please? Yeah. 1659 01:36:53,130 --> 01:36:55,510 Here, I'm going to... Let me rinse it out for you. 1660 01:37:39,050 --> 01:37:39,970 Did they leave 1661 01:37:39,970 --> 01:37:48,150 Weird 1662 01:37:48,150 --> 01:37:57,570 I'm 1663 01:37:57,570 --> 01:37:58,570 gonna clean up tomorrow 1664 01:38:07,920 --> 01:38:11,180 We have that place in Tahoe in August. 1665 01:38:11,560 --> 01:38:15,380 Maggie loves it up there. I don't know what to do about that. 1666 01:38:18,080 --> 01:38:19,520 I guess we'll figure it out. 1667 01:38:20,880 --> 01:38:21,880 Yeah. 1668 01:38:24,880 --> 01:38:25,880 How's your back? 1669 01:38:26,940 --> 01:38:28,020 It's better, actually. 1670 01:38:30,360 --> 01:38:31,360 I'm glad. 1671 01:38:36,840 --> 01:38:37,840 I am so tired. 1672 01:38:39,600 --> 01:38:40,600 Me too. 1673 01:38:45,840 --> 01:38:46,840 I'm going to go to bed. 1674 01:39:06,220 --> 01:39:08,040 Should I sleep in my office, I guess? 1675 01:44:08,430 --> 01:44:15,230 at the fire you place the flowers in the 1676 01:44:15,230 --> 01:44:18,850 vase that you bought today 1677 01:44:18,850 --> 01:44:23,790 staring at the fire 1678 01:45:41,550 --> 01:45:42,610 Because of it. 1679 01:46:23,950 --> 01:46:24,950 Because of you. 1680 01:46:27,210 --> 01:46:32,690 And I'll light the fire. 1681 01:46:33,150 --> 01:46:39,190 And you place the flowers in the vase that you bought.